Polly Jean

Comments from Polly Jean

Damon + “Heathers” reference = MAGIC (or, you know, Big Fun)

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November 16, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

i would watch the shit out of that show.

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August 8, 2012 on What Is Joss Whedon’s Marvel Television Show Going To Be?

No Gus=terrible. Some Jesse Plemmons=magic. So, you know, it’s a wash.

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June 28, 2012 on There’s A New Lady In Breaking Bad Town

Same thing happened to me. Apparently there was some sort of Thursday night dust phenomenon.

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May 11, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

The last paragraph of Gabe’s FNL tribute is the reason I will never stop reading Videogum. We’re ALL Landrys. And that is the best.

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September 26, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Uh…I need to know where that tiger lives. Because there doesn’t seem to be a fence on that property. I’m all for lions laying down with lambs, or whatever, but I don’t want to be neighbors. #noscaredo

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September 14, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: This Week In Duck Videos, Pretty Much

On the cast of Entourage:

“Jesus. Those guys must fuck like dog shit.”

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August 18, 2011 on Anthony Bourdain Continues To Be Very Anthony Bourdain

Could not agree more with both of you.

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July 28, 2011 on Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time

Alex Trebek doesn’t wear underwear to bed. And now I can’t un-know that.
What is uncomfortable and slightly nauseous?

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July 28, 2011 on An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar

Ugh, that goddamn loom of fate. Few things make me more angry.

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July 25, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Synecdoche, New York

I’d just like to thank Soderbergh for giving Enrico Colatoni a speaking part in a movie. Keith Mars!

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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

I’m willing to bet Gabe doesn’t make it all the way through Spread.

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June 20, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors

Can I?

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June 4, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Maybe my parents were more strict than I ever realized, but I didn’t think Phil’s “bad cop” was very…bad (aside from the girls not being allowed to eat). The whole time I kept thinking how happy I was that the spoiled as hell daughters Dunphy finally had to do something semi-unpleasant. Is that horrible?
Also, Luke is my hands down favorite character. That kid is consistently hilarious.

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May 12, 2011 on Wednesday Night TV Open Thread

Say hello to my new wallpaper, wallpaper.

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April 19, 2011 on The Leslie Knope Guide To Emoticons

Can’t stop starting at the poster in the background. I want to hang it on my wall next to the all Christian Slater bulletin board I made in 7th grade…
#notkidding #grownwoman

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April 4, 2011 on I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology

Substitute scrap booking for knitting and Becca’s mom and my mom are the same person.

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February 17, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me

I tear up every time I see that episode. I did when I was in junior high and I do to this day. Dammit, Whedon! (By dammit Whedon, I mean “I love you Whedon, please marry me.”)

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February 17, 2011 on UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT: Roseanne is on Netflix ‘Watch Instantly’ Right Now

Is anyone else obsessed with the fact that in fictional Pawnee, Adam Scott/Ben is jealous of Louis C.K./Dave? No? Just me?

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February 11, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine’s Day Edition

(That’s what she clicked) sealed it for me…

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February 1, 2011 on Close Reading The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Cover Photo