Polythene Pam

Comments from polythene pam

This place is already filling up with Donna Darkos of love and support, but I have to throw mine on the pile. Videogum seems like a pretty insignificant place on the surface, but Gabe, your insight and wit helped to provide a community that gave me hope for the internet, and for people in general. So thanks. And good luck.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
Gabe, it's fine that you're leaving (no, it isn't), but do you have to take your ball with you? Trampoline accidents were literally all we had left.
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August 2, 2013 on The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)
So clothing is just a difficult subject in general for this woman.
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
I'm going to miss this.
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July 29, 2013 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux)
At $250, Zach will record "15 seconds of me saying whatever you want". Once this gets kicked (to prevent accidentally helping ensure this gets made), can we collectively pitch in $250 to force Zach Braff to apologize to us?
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April 24, 2013 on And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter
You guys are just upset this news dropped before Videogum made the change to their new brand, "vidz plz biatch"
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October 3, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Insider Changes Its Name To omg! NOW
These fake interviews are getting really elaborate.
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June 28, 2012 on An Interview With Mark And Jay Duplass
It's true. I wear this female costume to handicap myself.
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June 20, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Adam Carolla Doesn’t Think Women Are Funny
They get all their religious knowledge from a shared copy of Passion of the Christ on DVD, which nobody realizes is actually a mislabeled copy of 300.
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June 18, 2012 on Fight Church Trailer, You Guys
Well he certainly didn't win any speech delivery competitions. Boom. Come on, Kelly, serve up some more eleven-year-olds for me to roast.
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June 15, 2012 on Just A Good Speech About Marriage Equality From A Child
My mom is pretty wonderful. Just saying guys.
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June 14, 2012 on Are There Wonderful Women Out There Who Aren’t Even Actresses?
"What is happening?" -Kirk Douglas http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb338/jwoodcroft/what.png "WHAT?"
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June 12, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount
"If you are not yet expired, please turn the tape to side B so I can continue to comfort you"
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June 8, 2012 on “Last Moment Robot” Is Here For You
I'm also glad she didn't end up with anyone in the end, but it raises the question: what exactly was the purpose of her childhood friend, then? I can't think of one significant thing that he did. Does every plot with the hint of a romance need to throw in a third character now, just to make sure everyone is adequately tortured? Not that they spent any time developing a relationship between any two characters in this movie.
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June 4, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman
WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO PUNCH ISLAND http://gifsoup.com/view3/3772529/jackpunch-o.gif http://www.fightbait.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/JackDeathPunch1.gif
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May 30, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Dominic Monaghan Accuses Matthew Fox Of Beating Women On Twitter
And all the grandpas say she'd rather fly, over sky dive
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One of the ballerinas played by Carmen Electra will be dressed as an Avatar alien for some reason, and is killed by falling sandbags that turn out to be sacks of money. James Cameron runs on stage and scoops up the bags of money, yelling "I'm the king of the world!" before running off. There will be a scene where all the characters are disoriented because the movie is in 3D. Also: a staggering amount of 3D boners.
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May 8, 2012 on Other Timely Plot Ideas For Scary Movie 5
How does one subscribe to your more detailed thoughts on Mad Men? I was into those.
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May 4, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Not even the mom can tell which pieces of shit were her doing. I just feel bad for the janitor that has to deal with this mess.
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May 1, 2012 on Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Real Kardashians And Fake Kardashians TOGETHER!
Whoa. Whoa whoa, hold the phone, full commenting history? How did I miss that? I feel like 56 pages is low for the amount of time I've spent here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try and sell Mans' entire body of work as a memoir.
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April 27, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments