Comments from posthip

Where the fuck is Wallace Beery?
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October 5, 2011 on The Coen Brothers TV Show Movie Quotes Game
Now that you mention it, a "number one with cheese" is actually a pretty bad name for food, also.
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September 19, 2011 on The 2011 Emmy Awards
Be bald and mighty forces (verbal judo) will come to your aid (leather jacket, fudgecicle).
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September 15, 2011 on A Fake Interview With Nicolas Cage
"I'm so tired of all these Star Wars."
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September 2, 2011 on New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray
I hope if I ever run into Allison Janney, it goes better than that.
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September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!
"I am number one." - Gerard Depardieu
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August 18, 2011 on Child Actors Are Not People!
"Bailee Madison, stop." - God
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August 18, 2011 on Child Actors Are Not People!
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June 9, 2011 on Draw Something: Ed Helms’ The Hangover Part II Tattoo
"Which textbooks do you read?" "All of them."
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June 3, 2011 on Drunk Herstory With Sarah Palin: Paul Revere’s Ride
"Kutcher emphasized he got where he is today by identifying problems that affect a large group of people, helping to solve them, and never giving up." I thought he got where he is today by being good looking in an ironic sitcom set in the 70's? Or is " no ironic sitcoms set in the 70's" the problem he helped solved? But then he gave up? I don't understand physics.
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April 14, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ashton Kutcher Did NOT Give A College Lecture On Newtonian Physics
She should get her own show, "16 and Helen." (I don't know. It just sounds right.)
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April 1, 2011 on Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof
"If it didn't exist, we would've had to invent it." -my imagination
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April 1, 2011 on Mad Men Renewed!
"Psyche!" -2012
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April 1, 2011 on Mad Men Renewed!
Julian Assange ALLEGEDLY dancing.
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April 1, 2011 on Julian Assange Dancing, Posted Without Commentary
I don't understand what's happening. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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January 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais On Ricky Gervais
I think we can go less ambitious. Clerks 2.
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January 5, 2011 on Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies
It happened to me in 5th grade when I tripped while reaching for a balloon. I fell and hit my head on the leg of a desk. By the next week, the swelling from my forehead was gone, but my eyes turned purple and swelled almost completely shut. The more you know!
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January 5, 2011 on 2011 Wastes No Time In The People Falling On Their Heads Department
I'm glad they mentioned that, along with the package, they would also be shrinking the box. And thus, the republic was saved.
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November 30, 2010 on The TWSS Archives: Matt Lauer’s “Package” Moment
Would You Like a Large for Another Fifty Scent of a Woman?
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November 17, 2010 on Best New Party Game 38: Happy Movie Trailer Day!
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November 17, 2010 on Your Highness Trailer, You Guys
At least George W. (and George Sr., for that matter) had the dignity to be ashamed of his children.
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November 17, 2010 on Headline Of The Day: “Man Shoots TV Over Bristol Palin Dancing”
It would be the first time anyone used a magnum on her. (Did I do that right?)
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November 17, 2010 on Headline Of The Day: “Man Shoots TV Over Bristol Palin Dancing”