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I haven’t commented in some time but I just wanted to drop by and say that I’m incredibly grateful for this community. I’ve made a lot of friends through this website, directly and tangentially, online and IRL, and I can’t imagine my life without those people. So thanks for the laughs, thanks for the memories, thanks for the friends.

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

I haven’t been here in a while but I want to thank Gabe for writing some really funny stuff (especially about LOST) and creating a space for really funny, warm, smart people. I’ve made some really good, lasting e-relationships (electronic relationships) through this site that have, over the years, turned into IRL (“in real life”) friendships, and for that I am ever grateful (full of greatness). Good luck, Gabe. Good luck, Monsters. “See you in another life*, brother.”-Desmond, from the hit ABC drama LOST.

*Twitter

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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

same

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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

The Top Chef recaps are going to join the Lost recaps and the Glee-caps in Recap Heaven. Amen.

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March 1, 2012 on Top Chef S09E16: Season Finale

This is the second season in a row that I’ve only watched intermittently after being a devout (LOL) fan for the first 123 years of the show’s existence. What I’m trying to say is that, like Gabe, I think I’m done with this show.

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March 1, 2012 on Top Chef S09E16: Season Finale

GROOOOOOOAN

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February 26, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party

Guys, I’m stuck on the toilet. Who won best picture?

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February 26, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party

Hi guys. I’m constipated.

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February 26, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party

Heh “Nuttall” heh

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February 2, 2012 on Our Generation’s Cast Of Downton Abbey

I nominate this guy for basically ensuring that Obama will win reelection.

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December 30, 2011 on The Best People Of 2011

A while ago Gabe wrote a recap of Mad Men (I think?) from the perspective of a little boy and it was actually TBS very funny.

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November 28, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlize Theron Was NOT Bullied In School

Oh Gabe, you’re such a pussy.

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November 28, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlize Theron Was NOT Bullied In School

Needs more yogurt.

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November 28, 2011 on Yogurt Baby Needs More Yogurt

I’m only racist against the breed of half-human/half-horse people that produced Ann Coulter.

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November 2, 2011 on Ann Coulter Should Have Rested Her Garbage Case About Black People!

In regards to the snapping turtle:


“Meh.”

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November 2, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

“You hear about this? Yeah, apparently Ashton Kutcher is going to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Something something America is going to get Punk’d something something.”-–Leno, probably

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September 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Two And A Half Men Season Premiere

Two and a Half Men: propagating the myth that Ashton Kutcher is attractive since 2011

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September 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Two And A Half Men Season Premiere

Your parents watch this show. A show that consists mostly of crass sex jokes. Now let that sink in for a bit.

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September 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Two And A Half Men Season Premiere