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You guys laugh, but I have family members who actually enjoy this. All I feel is pain.
God, I actually laughed at that. You're bringing out the geek in me today, khoff! But to be fair, it isn't exactly buried down deep.
Maybe they just couldn't decide whether to make a pre- or post-makeover Peggy doll.
That's literally the first thing I thought of, too. That episode was really funny. "I don't think it's live television, Scully. She just said *bleep*." Oh, you and I are really nerdy.
Tortoise with a snitch's head on it sold separately!
You're right! No one should be ashamed of watching Buffy.
Yes, finally! You've just made my day. http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab281/nubiledays/faithheart2.gif I so wish that SAMCRO would murder these guys, because they are the worst motorcycle gang ever.
But who will play him in his eventual biopic? I think I know. http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab281/nubiledays/2s6ra6d.gif No one else could so perfectly embody that potent mixture of soulful man and 12 year old boy.
At least his mom bought him a polo shirt that is the color of a prison jumpsuit. He's hardcore like that.
Getting the music video done now is probably a good idea. I mean, they don't have green screens in prison, do they? Did you even think about that, Gabe?
You just became my favorite Monster.
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Firefly reference! I love him just on principle.
I think it's funny that she's pretending she hangs out with people who haven't felt the weight of their own Oscars in their hands.
At least you don't look like this: http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab281/nubiledays/2r23m82-1.gif
DAMN. Beat me to it. That'll teach me not to refresh directly before I comment. You're right though, Gabe's fade haircut is lookin' good.
I knew I should have gone to the Videogum Pizza Party. It looks so fun.
I'm just picturing the movie "Fantastic Voyage" right now. Or as the kids all know it as these days, "Innerspace." Cool teens love Martin Short, correct?
Please tell me that's not a real thing. "All areas accessed"? Oh, that poor guy.
This is so depressing. I don't even feel like rollerblading inside an empty swimming pool with my girlfriends anymore, which is what I was planning on doing today. Photoshop has ruined my day again!
I wish I could think of a clever joke, but I am laughing so hard right now. You knocked it out of the park, Gabe. High fives!
Kevin Smith, you didn't get into this business to please film critic Owen Gleiberman. Onward and upward, onward and upward... why do I hear a shower running in the distance?
Have some respect, he was also Frank the rabbit in Donnie Darko.
You have the scariest avatar ever. That image honestly still freaks me out. Yeesh.
Man, former Veronica Mars creeps are on a roll today!
It was Beaver from Veronica Mars that sold me. I always thought that the original Nightmare on Elm Street would be scarier with a teenage rapist sociopath.
Oh please, I think we all know that shot was an accident. He just has trouble concentrating on aiming his camera if the subject isn't displaying their nipples.
How about I Break Horses? "She asked me if I'd feed her and ride her now and then..." Perfect.
I want to see it just so that I can spot Doug Benson dancing in the background. Also, fuck Avatar.
Oh my god, that episode was pure nightmare fuel. But no, I didn't accidentally see that episode. I saw it on purpose and I'm not ashamed. I would watch Matthew Gray Gubler and his sweatervests hunt serial killers all day long if I could. Cat noise.
Yikes. I tried to play this and my ears were like, "What is this shit?" but I didn't want to miss out on the fun discussion just because my ears are weak-willed. So I muted it, and played the song "He Poos Clouds" by Final Fantasy over it, and it matched surprisingly well. Mainly because that song contains references to D&D, Zelda, and Narnia. Made the video much more enjoyable, except for how I was really worried that her fake breasts were going to pop right out of her Arwen dress.
See, a picture of Lucille screaming and flapping her hands would have been awesome there. Sigh.
Your frozen avatar is even more tragic than mine, because the world becomes a better place every time Joan hits that rapist with a vase.
My nightmare is that the Gentlemen from the Buffy episode "Hush" come to my town and cut my heart out. Seriously, I still occasionally have this dream and it is the worst. I'd post a picture of them but I'm unwilling to use HTML in this new, uncertain world without a preview button in which we live.
Hey, fellow Joan avatar! Mine used to look you up and down judgmentally, but now she just stares ahead, frozen in time.
That is my only concern thus far. And just so you know, I won't be replying to every comment of yours that makes a Cathy/30 Rock reference. This is just a coincidence! Either that or we have the same brain.
I'm so glad that thing ends at the torso, because if it went all the way down to the legs, all of those pillows would be getting that Edward Cullen dildo hot-glued to them.
HeyThatsMyBike is right. I'm going to write down the lyrics to the song on the inner cover in my old, worn copy of Breakfast of Champions along with my phone number. I'm going to drop it off at a random Goodwill, and if you find it, we're meant to be together. But seriously, isn't that song the fucking best? Especially this live version. It's so magical I honestly think that Sam Cooke may have been a warlock.