Comments from Rage Virus

Olive grew up fast!
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January 7, 2011 on This Is Your Audition
I'm rarely ever cold and I've lived 2 minutes from a beach my entire life; everything is amazing and nobody's happy. It's not always great, but Florida doesn't suck, this lady is a drunken redneck bitch.
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January 5, 2011 on Florida Sucks
Man, she was really St. Augusteamed.
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January 5, 2011 on Florida Sucks
The really offensive part is that these characters are gods and they are casting mortals to play them!
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December 17, 2010 on Now Imagine Thor Was White…
I'm fairly sure that was intentional, either to be funny or to play on Teach Me How to "Dougie."
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November 16, 2010 on The Ninth Autumn Jam Of 2010: “Teach Me How 2 Study”
I agree with everything Gabe said but I still like this movie. Also, everyone is probably going to think I'm really gross but (as a teenage girl) I always found Lester to be kind of sexy*. . . like hook up with your friend's dad fantasy.(anyone? just me?) Although. . I'm 21 now and haven't seen this in a few years and I'm not sure how old Angela is supposed to be so I guess it's probably creepy and real grown up people should obviously not let that fantasy ever be realized. I do think Lester deserves some credit for not following through.. I don't think it was him not wanting to do it because she was a virgin, it was her revealing that she was a virgin that put her vulnerability and immaturity into perspective for him and reminded him that she was human and fragile and not a sexual object and that's why he didn't do it. Even though he was being a gross objectifying creep up until then, I think he got a reality check and was brought back down to earth, he is human and not completely awful (or he would've just done it, obviously.) Sure he was an idiot for getting himself to that point but he grew as a person by the end. *I don't think ridiculous pot-smoking responsibility-shucking self-important man-babies are sexy I just have a thing for dads. Do I need a therapist?
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November 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty
Is Gabe done with Gossip Girl? Cause I'm not. QQ
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September 18, 2010 on Awful Movie Trailer Round-Up
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/halloween/kid-costume/kid-costume.jpg
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September 15, 2010 on “Gay Hipster Fight” OR: Babies Wearing Costumes!
I do not like it* when a typo ruins the flow of my sarcasm. it*. you guys dont like *it
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September 15, 2010 on The Kindle Girl Must Die
what you guys dont like i when you try to strike up friendly conversation with a stragner and she's a smug ass bitch about it?
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September 15, 2010 on The Kindle Girl Must Die
They only way I could concede that this man has any considerable amount of talent is if he designed and created every piece of that set and all the costumes and did the makeup and effects, but even then. . .
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August 26, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent
she was cute, not for this show though =/
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August 23, 2010 on Mad Men S04E05: Sally, Interrupted.
why are you downvoted?, i completely agree and thought everyone else would too. I could handle it maybe once, like comic relief for a split second, but not as a character, even a small one.
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August 23, 2010 on Mad Men S04E05: Sally, Interrupted.
Is that Natalie Portman? (@ John Ross Kirby)
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August 19, 2010 on Man With Swastikas On His Head Unlocks Internet’s True Potential
but you can't flush because your shower will get all cold! (or so TV tells me, but that has never actually happened to me, does that happen?)
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July 29, 2010 on Oh Great, Now THIS House Is Too Small!
But isn't it worse/patronizing to exempt them from a little ridicule? I would make fun of an extremely low budget American movie if it was just ridiculous. It's not "haha you can't afford fancy effects" it's "haha I'm not going to pretend this movie doesn't look ridiculous just because you can't afford fancy effects" I'm also going to go ahead and assume that this film does not embody their culture.
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July 28, 2010 on That’s Your Movie: Who Killed Captain Alex?
I can't wait for Bangs to take me to this movie.
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July 28, 2010 on That’s Your Movie: Who Killed Captain Alex?
No but really, it feels wrong making fun of this man.
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July 27, 2010 on That’s Your Gubernatorial Candidate: Basil Marceaux
I thought it was obvious that he has a problem and everyone was just being insensitivegum today because he's a politician (sort of?) and that cancels out the mental problem part and he becomes fair game again?
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July 27, 2010 on That’s Your Gubernatorial Candidate: Basil Marceaux
cosplay is so silly
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July 22, 2010 on Some Actual Comic-Con “News”