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April 17, 2011 on Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys

unionman is just very, very good at this game and the point did not go sailing miles above his head. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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April 14, 2011 on Best New Party Game 51: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

You guys remember when Charlie Sheen made a cameo as himself in Being John Malkovich and he seemed very self-aware and like he had a sense of humor about himself and his public image? I guess what I’m saying is, Being John Malkovich was a pretty good movie.

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April 5, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage At His Stupid Live Show

I don’t understand what this clip from Meet the Press has to do with anything.

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March 30, 2011 on Two Benjamin Buttons Arguing

my teeth have the weirdest boner right now (huh?)…

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March 30, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Terrible Invisalign Rap

White kids love hip-hop.

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March 15, 2011 on Kentucky’s Place in the History of Hip Hop

beads?

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December 15, 2010 on Hugh Jackman Injured On Set Of Oprah

I wonder what Steve Winwood thinks about Lost. I guess that will just be one of those mysteries the universe never answers.

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December 1, 2010 on Lost: Please Help

And from the director of The Babysitter’s Club apparently.

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November 24, 2010 on Mean Girls 2 Trailer, You Guys

Studio 8H was originally home to the NBC Symphony Orchestra so it couldn’t be the acoustics. One of life’s great mysteries indeed.

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November 23, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine

As a person who respects his mom and was raised to see all women as daughter, mothers and sisters who deserve to be treated as gender equals with an important role to play in all aspects of our society I’m appalled. Women have contributed to the world many important things including great feats of science and engineering; masterpieces of literature and poetry; an instinct for nurturing and kindness that keeps us from all just blowing everything to shit; and women count amongst some of history’s greatest leaders. Any attempt to reduce their value as human beings to nothing more than objects for man’s sexual desires demeans all of us and shouldn’t be tolerated by an enlightened, progressive society.

But as a straight guy in his 20’s I can’t help the drooling. It’s just automatic. Sorry Mom.

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October 23, 2010 on Look Like This!: Glee

thanks for the kind words and e-hug. it actually means a lot. and things will look up eventually. it’s just never any fun breaking someone’s heart.

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September 30, 2010 on Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes

I know that by the time I’m posting this early Wednesday morning that this comment thread is long deceased but I didn’t catch Mad Men on my DVR until earlier today so I’m late to the party. I just had to comment that I’ve had a really awful horrible day involving a long-term relationship falling apart and very complicated adult stuff happening to me that is extremely buzz-kill and not easy to deal with

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every single sentence of this Mad Men review made me smile such big smiles and made me forget all the shit in my real life for just a few minutes. Particularly “Sally, stop masturbating” (no pedo) and Bodie as accounts exec Peter Campbell (I’m seriously stealing both of those). So I offer you a sincere thank you, Gabe, even if you never read this. Thank you for making me forget about serious, complex life-altering crap for a few minutes. You sir are doing the lord’s work and deserve all the internet Academy Awards presented to you by January Jones who you are then obligated to politely embrace and kiss because that’s what people in Hollywood do (but not like Brody did to Halle Berry because that was kinda rapey and not Hollywood classy at all). But seriously you deserve awards and a kiss from January Jones. Thanks for cheering me up. Carry on now.

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September 29, 2010 on Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes

Agreed. That wasn’t comedy gold. That was comedy PLATINUM, baby!

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September 15, 2010 on The Videogum Louis CK Promise: From The Archives: Lopez Tonight

Whoops. You guys signed a contract with AT&T and spent money on an iPhone. Your bad.

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September 15, 2010 on The Children Of Darfur Applaud Upcoming Time Warner Service Changes!

I’m so confused right now.

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September 15, 2010 on Ask Conan O’Brien Questions: Videogum Everywhere Mission #7

I was certain this would be the first comment. Glad someone picked up the slack.

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September 15, 2010 on Little Girl Sings The “Bed Intruder” Song

I don’t exactly follow your critique (maybe your accent is confusing me) but I whole-heartedly support the notion that Tim and Eric are not funny.

Now will you please take back Piers Morgan?

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September 15, 2010 on Two Equally Important Things