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unionman is just very, very good at this game and the point did not go sailing miles above his head. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
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April 14, 2011 on Best New Party Game 51: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
You guys remember when Charlie Sheen made a cameo as himself in Being John Malkovich and he seemed very self-aware and like he had a sense of humor about himself and his public image? I guess what I'm saying is, Being John Malkovich was a pretty good movie.
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April 5, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage At His Stupid Live Show
I don't understand what this clip from Meet the Press has to do with anything.
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March 30, 2011 on Two Benjamin Buttons Arguing
my teeth have the weirdest boner right now (huh?)...
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March 30, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Terrible Invisalign Rap
http://blog.givewell.org/2011/03/15/update-on-how-to-help-japan-funding-is-not-needed-we-recommend-giving-to-doctors-without-borders-to-promote-better-disaster-relief-in-general/
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March 22, 2011 on We Are All Of Us Helpless In The Face Of Tragedy, But Some Of Us Less So
I wonder what Steve Winwood thinks about Lost. I guess that will just be one of those mysteries the universe never answers.
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December 1, 2010 on Lost: Please Help
And from the director of The Babysitter's Club apparently.
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November 24, 2010 on Mean Girls 2 Trailer, You Guys
Studio 8H was originally home to the NBC Symphony Orchestra so it couldn't be the acoustics. One of life's great mysteries indeed.
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November 23, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine
As a person who respects his mom and was raised to see all women as daughter, mothers and sisters who deserve to be treated as gender equals with an important role to play in all aspects of our society I'm appalled. Women have contributed to the world many important things including great feats of science and engineering; masterpieces of literature and poetry; an instinct for nurturing and kindness that keeps us from all just blowing everything to shit; and women count amongst some of history's greatest leaders. Any attempt to reduce their value as human beings to nothing more than objects for man's sexual desires demeans all of us and shouldn't be tolerated by an enlightened, progressive society. But as a straight guy in his 20's I can't help the drooling. It's just automatic. Sorry Mom.
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October 23, 2010 on Look Like This!: Glee
thanks for the kind words and e-hug. it actually means a lot. and things will look up eventually. it's just never any fun breaking someone's heart.
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September 30, 2010 on Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes
I know that by the time I'm posting this early Wednesday morning that this comment thread is long deceased but I didn't catch Mad Men on my DVR until earlier today so I'm late to the party. I just had to comment that I've had a really awful horrible day involving a long-term relationship falling apart and very complicated adult stuff happening to me that is extremely buzz-kill and not easy to deal with BUT every single sentence of this Mad Men review made me smile such big smiles and made me forget all the shit in my real life for just a few minutes. Particularly "Sally, stop masturbating" (no pedo) and Bodie as accounts exec Peter Campbell (I'm seriously stealing both of those). So I offer you a sincere thank you, Gabe, even if you never read this. Thank you for making me forget about serious, complex life-altering crap for a few minutes. You sir are doing the lord's work and deserve all the internet Academy Awards presented to you by January Jones who you are then obligated to politely embrace and kiss because that's what people in Hollywood do (but not like Brody did to Halle Berry because that was kinda rapey and not Hollywood classy at all). But seriously you deserve awards and a kiss from January Jones. Thanks for cheering me up. Carry on now.
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September 29, 2010 on Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes
Agreed. That wasn't comedy gold. That was comedy PLATINUM, baby!
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September 15, 2010 on The Videogum Louis CK Promise: From The Archives: Lopez Tonight
Whoops. You guys signed a contract with AT&T and spent money on an iPhone. Your bad.
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September 15, 2010 on The Children Of Darfur Applaud Upcoming Time Warner Service Changes!
I was certain this would be the first comment. Glad someone picked up the slack.
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September 15, 2010 on Little Girl Sings The “Bed Intruder” Song
I don't exactly follow your critique (maybe your accent is confusing me) but I whole-heartedly support the notion that Tim and Eric are not funny. Now will you please take back Piers Morgan?
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September 15, 2010 on Two Equally Important Things
No, Capu Flapu. Being an adult means 1) no bedtime and 2) getting to ruin things for people younger than you. I will not sacrafice these god-given rights.
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September 15, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Yeah. As an experiment in screenwriting it was interesting but not particularly entertaining. Dude was just being way too clever for my tastes with that one.
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September 15, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Magnolia is what happens when you try to make a movie in the midst of a months-long cocaine binge. Flashes of briliance without the focus needed to tighten the narrative into something an audience can digest.
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September 15, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Actually, I do kind of like watching Gabe shoot fish in a barrell so I'm totally with you on The Love Guru and I'll throw in Hush for good measure (really just the worst thing ever).
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
And I'll second your Hard Eight nom. Rented that movie with the highest of expections after watching Boogie Nights and instead ended up with a big ol' sad.
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
If we all just wanted to see Gabe shoot fish in a barrell, I'd nominate Hush (1998 Gwyneth Paltrow vehichle) and be done with it.
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Adaptation Downvote away (if anyone is even still reading this thread). Just please don't tell me I didn't get it.
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
I thought American Beauty was a great movie when I was 16. And then I grew up.
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
It sounds like a little slice of heaven to me. http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/like-eating-fridge-magnets-a-journey-to-pop-tarts-world
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September 14, 2010 on The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards
Did Dr. Pretty Lady imply that her father is in the mob or did I completely misread that entire scene? Because Baller Don Draper with mob connections could be...um...interesting.
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September 14, 2010 on Mad Men S04E08: Don Draper Writes Down The Bones