rajma

Comments from rajma

I like to imagine that, while she is speaking, she is also watching a circus gymnast tumble across the room in front of her.
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September 6, 2012 on CNBC Asks Kim Kardashian For Her Take On The Economy, Obviously
Bert's death in Dark Knight Rises seemed really anticlimactic.
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September 6, 2012 on Nope!
Pinterest also functions as a handy way for people to punish themselves for refusing to ever read directions.
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September 6, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
"The tiny, human eyes are the windows to the NOPE."- Shakespeare
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September 6, 2012 on Nope!
"Not making rape jokes about audience members never took root in America because shitty local comedians see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed Comedy Central staples."- John Steinbeck
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July 11, 2012 on “Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape” Follow-Up
In which Macfarlane has, apparently, next to zero creative input!
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June 20, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights
If nothing else, Rachel Blanchard should be recognized for her efforts with the Sarah Michelle Gellar prize, for Excellence in Surpassing the Career Of The Actress Who Did Not Reprise Her Starring Role In The TV Incarnation Of A Major Motion Picture, Blonde And Pretty Division.
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January 4, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Bridesmaids 2 Without Kristen Wiig?!
I feel like there was a period of time-- maybe 2006-2008?-- where that was brought up in every article about him, like it was the only hook journalists could think of. It got to the point of being a thing he was making fun of: http://www.funlol.com/5088/Steven_Colbert_interviews_himself!.html
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January 4, 2012 on A Very Long Article About Stephen Colbert
RPAT looks like Darren Criss had the latter frozen to death on Everest.
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January 4, 2012 on BREAKING: Does Uma Thurman Think Robert Pattinson Is “Good-Looking”?
One could ADDITIONALLY ask the question about why Pattinson is always playing dudes dating women between 10-20 years his senior! WATER FOR ELEPHANTS 2: THE STREETS [FULL OF SOMEWHAT OLDER DAMES]
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January 4, 2012 on BREAKING: Does Uma Thurman Think Robert Pattinson Is “Good-Looking”?
I feel like the best Scully impersonation is by the actress from the porn parody: http://i39.tinypic.com/2vdqlo6.jpg DISCLAIMER: This opinion based on knowledge that is weird to have.
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January 4, 2012 on You Can Never Truly Know A Person
This movie makes me feel like my own caterpillars and I might still be able to find love in this crazy world.
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November 23, 2011 on Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments
Don't blame me, guys. I voted for Stephen Colbert as Che Guevara: http://i43.tinypic.com/23lziig.jpg
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November 16, 2011 on Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive?
What a weird looking Kristin Davis, Amy Adams, Krysten Ritter, Dianna Agron, young Nicole Kidman, Candice Accola, Katherine McPhee, and Blair Waldorf.
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November 15, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party!
My reaction: http://i43.tinypic.com/f9qydx.gif
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November 15, 2011 on Of Course Armond White Gave Jack And Jill A Rave Review
"We've found a life on the highway. And your way is my way, So trust my navigation!"- Kermit's TomTom GPS video application
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November 15, 2011 on Bert And Ernie Record Driving Directions For GPS
"That's one of the good things about Paris. Lots of girls willing to play paddle ball into the lens."
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November 15, 2011 on The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite
...says the 71-year-old man dressed like a regal pimp.
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November 4, 2011 on “What Is A Threesome” Is No “Self-Potato” But It Is Still Pretty Good
I want to read the article, but I am distracted by my own annoyance at actresses being photographed while awkwardly lying on the floor in skimpy clothes giving that come-hither-because-I'm-paralyzed look. Hate it!
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November 4, 2011 on Aubrey Plaza’s Ryan Gosling Neg: REVEALED!
I don't recognize him.
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November 4, 2011 on Siri & Furby: A Love Story
Steven Tyler reminds me of E.T. Therefore, he should be played by Rooney Mara.
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October 18, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Can I file a restraining order against an internet video?
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October 18, 2011 on Totally Normal Doll Video Has An Incredible Surprise Ending
I was thinking of going as Miss Piggy, going as Annie Hall. That's cool with everyone, right? http://i52.tinypic.com/rtguwy.jpg
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October 18, 2011 on Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest?
Direct address taglines are ok, I recommend always reading them in the voice of Dora the Explorer.
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August 24, 2011 on Could The Woman In Black HAVE A Lazier Tagline?