randinah

Comments from randinah

Order a dirty martini, take out your copy of "He's Just Not That Into You" and a highlighter.
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April 26, 2012 on Tips For Solo Dining
You think Grandma knows the kid is there, or he's a stowaway?
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April 26, 2012 on Motivational Video: “Granny Dragging Kid”
Let's be real here: The poor kid looks high! He got stoned and decided this was a good idea. Wowowowow.
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April 25, 2012 on Facebook Masturbation Song, OR: “What We Always Talk About When We Are Talking About The Internet”
Question! Dick Whitman/Charles Whitman. Coincidence, or what?
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April 16, 2012 on Mad Men: More People Should Settle Petty Disagreements With Bare Knuckle Fist Fights
i was thinking more like he is allergic to flowers?
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March 29, 2012 on Goooooooood Gay Joke, Carson Daly!
This party rock cab driver has the worst job ever, unless he really like drunk people? who likes drunk people?
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March 29, 2012 on Party Rockers In The Cab Tonight!
I'm going pedestrian: Best Picture - The Help Best Actor - George Clooney Best Actress - Glenn Close Directing - The Tree of Life Actor in a Supporting Role - Christopher Plummer Actress in a Supporting Role - Octavia Spencer Animated Feature Film - A Cat in Paris Cinematography - The Artist Art Direction - Midnight in Paris Costume Design - The Artist Documentary - Undefeated Documentary Short - Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom Film Editing - Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Foreign Language Film - A Separation Make up - Albert Nobbs Music - The Artist Short Film (Animated) - La Luna Short Film (Life Action) - Time Freaks Sound Editing - Drive Sound Mixing - Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Visual Effects - Planet of the Apes Writing (Adapted Screenplay) - Moneyball Writing (Original Screenplay) - A Separation
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February 24, 2012 on Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool!
you guys, i figured it out! the entire existence of ryan gosling is 8 - 9 year long, slowly simmering prank that is going to end brad's career!
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January 17, 2012 on Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes
the part when he's crying in the back of the SUV because he doesn't think he can kick his habit and the producer woman says flippantly, "No, you willlllllllll!" also, the part where he is going up to cars on the onramp and shaking the hands of the drivers? why?
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January 12, 2012 on The One Year Anniversary Of When Ted Williams Was A Thing
something about this video strikes me as distinctly "european".
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December 23, 2011 on This Woman Has A Fair Enough Snowman Phobia
my mom is afraid of smart phones, of course she doesn't have netflix!
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December 21, 2011 on Wait, What IS Your Holiday Vacation Viewing List?
good call, heading back to the video store now.
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December 21, 2011 on Wait, What IS Your Holiday Vacation Viewing List?
i rented the help (for my mom) blue valentine (for me and ronny brosling), crazy stupid love (for my mom), bridesmaids, and morning glory (for my mom.)
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December 21, 2011 on Wait, What IS Your Holiday Vacation Viewing List?
why wouldn't clinton be whistling georgia himself? i bet he'd be great at it.
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December 21, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bill Clinton And Mindy Kaling
"it's chilly out here, it's hard to talk sometimes!" (???!!!) who gave this guy a job as an anchorman?
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December 14, 2011 on Congratulations On Your Big Hooters I MEAN HOOSIERS!
you should be the president of hollywood!
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December 14, 2011 on Uhhh…Selena Gomez’s Stalker Sounds Pretty Serious?
whoa. i just read your comment in Movie Trailer Guy voice. side note: this cloning/restraining order thing should be a movie.
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December 14, 2011 on Uhhh…Selena Gomez’s Stalker Sounds Pretty Serious?
I misinterpreted this entire article. I thought Brodninski (Sp?) (too lazy to scroll up) wanted a straining order AGAINST himself, which opened up a can of worms in my head and although a self-inflicted restraining order is NOT the issue here or even a thing, and now I want to invent it and make it a thing that you can do.
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December 14, 2011 on Uhhh…Selena Gomez’s Stalker Sounds Pretty Serious?
Here's my Perfect Crime Story: When I was a child, my best friend and I stole a dog from our neighbor's back yard because we were convinced nobody lived in the house and, Occam's Razor, since we never saw the people, the dog must have been living there alone. So my friend took the dog to her back yard and I kept the collar in my room. We named her Chee, after my good Hmong friend from school. That night, police arrived at the door and I was caught red handed. They told me never to steal dogs again and I learned my lesson.
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December 13, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Holiday Lawn Decorations Heist
we can all stop searching for the meaning of life because this youtube commenter found it.
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December 12, 2011 on The Holiday-Themed Internet Video Of The Day: Patriotic Christmas Lights
the funniest thing about this video is that this house is in halifax.
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December 12, 2011 on The Holiday-Themed Internet Video Of The Day: Patriotic Christmas Lights
this is a good segue into the sequel! what does he do in phoenix? i'm pretty sure he should get a job at burger king and start taking spanish lessons at the learning annex. there can be a lady involved too, sure. and why not drive? he should drive. to awesome places like austin (for sxsw) and maybe he should drive to tijuana for tequila and maybe to minnesota to visit the cohen brothers? and he probably gets his jacket dry cleaned as well.
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December 12, 2011 on Drive Author James Sallis Is Writing A Sequel (And So Am I)
she has more than one option: she could change her name to sue hippoman, hippo sueman, head chefman (and become a head chef) or, maybe, just 'driver'. (because she drives a hippo car.)
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December 9, 2011 on A Woman Loves Hippos A Normal Amount, What About It?
the comments under the american airlines pr response to this on facebook is beyond amusing. https://www.facebook.com/aa/posts/10150397380436078
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December 7, 2011 on Alec Baldwin Being Kicked Off Of A Flight For Playing Words With Friends Is The Saddest Thing That Has Ever Happened To Anyone
This video was so cute, I kept expecting a dark twist and for it to turn into a terrifying foreign PSA about something terrifying.
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December 6, 2011 on 2-Year-Old Baby Rapper Spits Up Like Hot Fire