“So, I’m tendin’ bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin’s last Tuesday, and this little guy’s drinkin’ and he says, “So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the lake.” And I says, “What kinda action?” and he says, “Woman action, what do I look like?” And I says, “Well, what do I look like, I don’t arrange that kinda thing,” and he says, “But I’m goin’ crazy out there at the lake,” and I says, “Well, this ain’t that kinda place.”

Herpes>Courtney Love

That must’ve been the greatest handjob in the world.

Or any Vince Vaughn Rom-Com.

I guess it didn’t hit you in the ears.

I really wish people would stop confusing indie bands with mainstream bands that just haven’t made it yet.

I for one will not be purchasing his inevitable Christmas album.

Don’t worry. It’ll be back in a bout 72 min.

I will need to verify this tomorrow as soon as Wikipedia is back online.

This story is sooo yesterdays news.

I suddenly feel a strong urge to listen to

I wonder what Brutus The Barber Beefcakes favorite album is.

Yeah but they “played” checkers.