Comments from Rara

When “The Unethicist” stopped on Gawker I thought to google the author. One Gabe DeLahaye. I’m pretty sure I found Videogum literally 3 months after it launched (No braggo I’m just saying its weird!). BTW Spend the rest of your day reading The Unethicist because it is gold and also Gabe and also cry a lot with me?

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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

My friends! My old friends…. I don’t remember how to post a gif, even! :'( :'(

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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

That’s Dave Holmes? Of being beaten by that other guy on MTV semi-fame? THE Dave Holmes?

…..Hi Dave Holmes can I get your number real quick no reason.

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August 16, 2012 on Somebody Please Tell ‘Em Who The F I Is.

My best friend in high school? Her brother once went up to Alyson Hannigan? The girl from American Pie? In a club? And said “I wish I had a flute.”? And I had such a crush on him?

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July 9, 2012 on Better Questions To Ask Emma Stone

Listen, I might not “like” “sports”, but I’m pretty sure that’s Larry Bird.

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July 5, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shaq On The Set Of Grown Ups 2

I actually unfollowed some Monsters last night (important BREAKING Twitter news, I know). Not for disliking them, but for their delusions of GABEdeur, (thinking they are Gabe, whose “thing” is “crotchety funny man”), and going all “OMG who give a care that an old died what did she even do lol hashtag sext” etc and I’m like…dude.

The world sucks enough as it is. Get off your iDroid and watch some god damned TV or something if you care so little. Christ.

Same goes for tepid Twitter eulogies so I guess I am saying I agree.

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June 27, 2012 on No More Twitter Eulogies, Please

Yeah. Also torn re: William + Daisy (Willaisy).

Everyone: be nice to William!
Daisy: WHAT FAH?

Ha, Daisy, what fah indeed.

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May 15, 2012 on Downton Abbey S02E05: I Now Pronounce You Child And R.I.P.

^That’s me. Unintentionally inserting a Facebook Connect into the conversation.

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May 15, 2012 on The TWSS Archives: Australian Wedding Officiator “Found Groom Hard” Moment

Pack it up everybody, Richie’s got this one. A++++ would do business again.

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April 19, 2012 on The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads

No Nostalgia = Gabe never eats the same sandwich twice.

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April 18, 2012 on I Finally Have A Thing To Say About The Muppets

I’m amused and puzzled at how absolutely almost no one has said “You can watch these very easily on DVD, available for purchase where DVDs are sold in exchange for money” because the internet I guess but also come on guys this show is too good to sit around Googling it for all eternity!

PS Lady Mary is the best THERE I SAID IT.

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April 17, 2012 on Downton Abbey S02E01: Get Your There’s A War On

Your, possessive. It was a cock joke.

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March 14, 2012 on Never Fire Bear Grylls

Your WHAT?

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March 14, 2012 on Never Fire Bear Grylls

Oh god, I hope he doesn’t go on a pee bender.

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March 14, 2012 on Never Fire Bear Grylls

The Titanic sank in 1912. They made a movie about it. -Lady Rara, Asshole Dowager Countess of Jerkshire

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February 21, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E01: All’s Bates That Ends Bates

And a karate champ!

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February 14, 2012 on Who Is Your Videogum Valentine?

Not-Jobes…he never posts anymore…he’ll never know :'(

[Gabe, this would be a good time for you to be all “Hey baby, what’s wrong?”]

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February 14, 2012 on Who Is Your Videogum Valentine?

That entire argument *baffles* me. “Promotes unhealthy cooking” is a phrase that’s popped up all over since this news broke last week. To be sure, she is a very wealthy individual with the means, time, and associated gleaming rich person’s kitchen to make meals that routinely require at LEAST an hour of preparation. Not to mention ingredients that require a trip to the ATM before going to the specialty fish store for 6 lbs of lump blue crab meat or some shit. Who, pray, is living this “lifestyle” she perpetuates? It would be impossible to assume a life in which you make 3 meals a day from the Paula Deen repertoire. The implication that anyone is in danger because of her is ludicrous! We’re all fine. Everyone is fine. She is not as fine, but certainly not an asshole. Jeeesus.

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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole