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I hope the next line after "You're 30, you can't afford to be picky," was "Go fuck yourself."
My French is a little rusty. Is she advertising toothpaste based on shallots at the beginning?
Yes, definitely none of the charm of the original. I wonder if it's because they chose to recast Hobson as a nanny rather than a butler, therefore infantilizing him more? Also, is Arthur a lush in the new one, too? And is there a salt-of-the-earth gal who will show Arthur that love is worth fighting for? I may have gotten carried away here..
Haha, "burning soon..."
"being expressing" is obviously the subjunctive tense here. In no way did I not proofread my comment or anything.
Hmm, I have to disagree with your statement. Men are entitled to opinions on women's status. White people can discuss racism. If Gabe, as a man, isn't allowed to state that he partially disagrees with Tina Fey, then how can an open discussion ensue where men and women can expand on the idea and maybe come to a consensus or not? I haven't read the whole article, so I don't know if Tina goes on to mention specific comedians or situtations. I just don't feel like you can outright exclude anyone from being expressing an opinion or a discussion. p.s. I am an owner of a vagina.
Aaaaand, that was in reply to twilly. I'm out of practice.
1) I don't think he will, but if he does, it will either A) not be to Hannah or B) if it is to Hannah, she will refuse. 2) I haven't found him to be an asshole. I suppose I thought he was just holding back emotionally.
Your story reminds me of the D&D episode of Freaks and Geeks. Which made me cry because it was so sweet. Thanks for sharing. As a kid I thought D&D was incredibly stupid and nerdy. As an adult, I think it's what really smart, creative kids do.
Yeah, I can almost gurarantee that no hanky panky is going to go on if one party is wearing hanky pinky.
Sweatpants don't have buttflaps, duh!
I'd say "yes, exactly. I agree." but I don't want to be accused of bringing the level of commenting down around here.
I was going to say that you had already made the gif, but didn't know how to link to it! (I'm a loser)
I've been writing Christmas cards* to this all day on repeat. *not a euphemism
Yeah, exactly. A teacher should never look to students to validate his/her self worth. Because you aren't gonna get it. Plus, Will couldn't have found a more tactful way to tell her? "The kids are picturing faculty members as a way to 'cool off' when making out." all he had to do was say some faculty instead of "you."
Also, shouldn't they have been using that unicorn horn for glue, since I'm pretty sure unicorns are related to horses?
Cheese sauce on chocolate covered pretzels...genius! What was that first thing you were talking about?
Sad Keanu should give Ryan Gosling his boots back, and Ryan Gosling should, in turn, give them back to Johnny Depp.
Do as I say, not as i do!
What about a vermin in ermine? http://991.com/newgallery/Marc-Almond-Vermin-In-Ermine-128705.jpg
Crap, I knew I shouldn't have logged in again when I was booted the first time trying to reply to Winwood. It's like a cosmic internet sign flashing "DO NOT ENGAGE!" and I didn't heed its warning.
Is it bad that, despite everything, I would still have either Casey Affleck OR Joaquin Phoenix as my boyfriend?
I wonder if it's freeing for Joaquin Phoenix to do something like that--like does he just completely let himself go balls out in public? Or is it so much harder--like an actor who is a really good singer having to act like he can't sing?
Sorry, I'm still too busy busting a gut, laughing at the Frida Kahlo evidence.
Koran BBQ is my favorite. I love how you can grill it at the table yourself.
Have you seen the Christian Hosoi documentary, Rising Son? Pretty rough stuff. Seems like he's doing okay now, though. I guess it depends on how you feel about his being a born again Christian, but at least he seems happy and healthy.
You can tell that David Green is very devout because of his soul patch.
That reminds me. I saw a "That's What She Said" The Office brand bumper sticker today in the students' parking lot at school.
That's why they call it "The Amazing Race."
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Hahahahaha, "they don't call it 'The Amazing Race' for nothing." Nice partner. Pretty sure they don't call it "The Amazing Race" because you are supposed to get hit in the face with a melon going at 30 mph either.
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I scanned this into tumblr about a month ago from my personal collection of teen magazines. This is proof that Sad Keanu has been around since at least 1991 http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rghgLFcV1qbm4e0o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1284064445&Signature=nMQw8S1THn%2BGyhjhs4d80bVZ%2BXA%3D That may not work, so here's the other url. http://pollyannapositive.tumblr.com/post/915483171/sad-keanu-circa-1991-proof-that-keanu-isnt
Seriously, that music made it downright apocalyptic. Also, not that I need them, but this gave me more reasons never to take a cruise.
I thought you said "fourisfive is my new numerals," and I thought, sure, okay, why not? But I couldn't figure out what Winwood had to do with it. Then I put my glasses on. Now everything's literally clear.
Don't feel awful, I knew what it was, too. I had the 45 for "Swing the Mood."
I'm so late to this party that everybody else has gone home or passed out, but I have one more-- About a Borzoi
A Viszla Called Wanda
The Curious Case of Basenjamin Button
Mastiff and Commander: The Far Side of the a-Woooooooorld
Also, note to self--next time I make an internet how-to-dance-like-a-pro video, lock the cat out of the basement.