Comments from real talk

no, the lesbian spaceship commander is CLEARLY the one on the far right. CLEARLY.

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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official

ok but have you ever had issues with being tired? COFFEE FIXES IT
-a lifelong insomniac

ps also, if you like coffee ice cream, you should try affogato, which is espresso poured over vanilla (usually) gelato, and it is so good. I feel like it’s my purpose in life to make everyone aware of it.

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September 29, 2011 on A Fake Interview With Anderson Cooper

I’ve been in a terrible/sad mood for two days (breakups suck, y’all) and this made me laugh for the first time all day. NUN ATTACK

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September 29, 2011 on Is This The Baseball Thing That Everyone Is Talking About?

whoaaaa I’m sorry you’re taking this disagreement so personally, and I really think your downvotes are mostly misunderstandings! I think after reading further in the thread, I do get what you’re trying to say, I just downvoted before I read the rest of the comments. That’s my kneejerk internet reaction to people implying pro-choice=pro-abortion, even when that’s not what you actually meant. So. Sorry about that, and here is a kitten, can we be friends now please?

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September 9, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)

dude, pro-choice people aren’t anti-life or even pro-abortion, but clearly (as seen above) some pro-death-penalty people are actually pro-killing-people, even if they’re not guilty of the crime they die for, so… I guess what I’m trying to say is that your analogy is really poorly chosen, and also you are preaching to the choir?

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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)

“Anyone who tells you differently is selling something”

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August 30, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Angelina Jolie Vanity Fair Photoshoot

babeyoncé? jaybeyoncé?

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August 29, 2011 on 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

I really, really wish Joseph Gordon-Levitt would stop doing things that make me ashamed to love him

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August 29, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that the Foo Fighters are AIDS denialists, and that Justin Bieber forgot to thank the holy spirit in his acceptance speech.

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August 29, 2011 on 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

it’s extra good if you play both videos in this post simultaneously.

“Later I’m going to a dubstep rave.”
“weep not foooorr the memorieeeeees”
“I might make a video of it.”

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July 11, 2011 on Today We Say Goodbye To Copper Cab

this is my favorite.

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July 8, 2011 on Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies


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January 24, 2011 on The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz

this was my #1 fav moment

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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

also, kittens!

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January 11, 2011 on Oh Fuck You, Fred Phelps

this is a great comment. thank you, plaidboy.

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January 11, 2011 on Oh Fuck You, Fred Phelps

reservoir puppies

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January 7, 2011 on Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies

don’t forget the college students studying to become journalists, teachers and lawyers

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December 15, 2010 on Videogum Announces Videogum’s “Person Of The Year”

I am taking a personal moment here on Videogum to announce without shame or reservations: I LOVE THIS MOVIE. DEAL WITH IT.

Also watch it and play drinking games. Vitamin C is in it!! 90’s, NEVER FORGET

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December 14, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow Honored With Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame For Some Reason

I’m in class stifling laughter. A+, sir.

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December 9, 2010 on Posthumous Michael Jackson Video Featuring Akon And Immeasurable Sadness

I am having the worst day and all of your comments made it infinitely better. I may quit working on my degree, cash out my lolk and watch cat gifs and salsa dog forever. Monsters, you da best!

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December 9, 2010 on Good Dog, Salsa Dog