Comments from puzzleboat

Fergie and Will.I.Am have become such expressive actors since they both started to work in real Hollywood movies. This is just the culmination of their talents.
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February 16, 2010 on The Black Eyed Peas Are On To That Next Level Shit (Literally)
Our comments either work hand in hand to tell a complete story or make me look very lame for knowing plot information.
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January 29, 2010 on Best New Party Game 14.5
It's hard enough being as short as me and my two brothers are, but now our guardian Dave wants us to go to HIGH SCHOOL? Is he crazy? It's all we can do to not get stepped on in the hall on the way to history class, let alone playing football. Like, are you serious, Dave? Are you trying to put us all in danger? Thankfully, I'm confident that my natural charm and our collective ability to harmonize on catchy relevant pop music will carry us through and make us big men (rodents) on campus. Maybe we'll even catch the eyes of that female trio with the fondness for Beyonce. My faith is what is carrying me through this trying time.
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January 29, 2010 on Best New Party Game 14.5
Hello. I'm a very successful businessman in Manhattan. I live in the American Gardens building on W. 81st St., I have a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peeples glasses, and I have the best haircut in my office, so I can understand how you'd think that my life is perfect. Except this one guy I work with thinks I'm that nitwit Marcus Halberstram, and that makes me angry. Like, really angry. Like, I've been spending my evenings sharpening my axe and researching which arteries would cause him to bleed out the quickest. Murder is all I can think about. Murder and hookers. Please, I seek guidance. Also, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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January 19, 2010 on Best New Party Game 14
Wasn't that David Krumholtz? He's the Jewiest! But also totally crushable!
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January 12, 2010 on People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal
Looks like he's in the Bat Rave!
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January 8, 2010 on “The Green Hornet Official Trailer 2010″
I literally applauded at that bit. It was like a personal gift from whoever edited this (probably the same person who did that College Humor video).
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December 17, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Kristen Stewart IS A Vampire In The Runaways
Joseph and Mary are totally the new Jim and Pam, you guys.
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December 16, 2009 on Let Us Please Leave The Wedding Dance In 2009
Carrie on my wayward Samantha, amirite??
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December 10, 2009 on The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap
I would like that music to be the score for my life, please.
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December 10, 2009 on One Trailer To Rule Them All
Tristan and Spider-Man Have Never Been Kissed But Will Do Whatever It Takes At Any Cost in the Valley of Elah to Get The Wicker Man Knocked Up on the Pineapple Express on Date Night 3, starring James Franco.
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December 9, 2009 on Best New Party Game 13
I was going to make this joke, but I'm so glad you did instead.
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December 9, 2009 on Best New Party Game 13