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 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (28 comments)

that pussy looks cute enough to eat

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Lana Del Rey Born To Die (224 comments)

“Del Rey” is Spanish for “lips with a purpose”

 +3Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: The Top 20 Steve Albini-Recorded Albums (80 comments)

I FUCK BAGELS.

 +3Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 1/22/12 (45 comments)

guns are for pussies.

 +5Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 1/22/12 (45 comments)

Yeah…get a life, everyone. Don’t you know that RubberJohnny is screamo, not emo?? Duh, losers!

Didn’t RubberJohnny write that song – “Daddy Wouldn’t Give Me the Car Keys for the Prom So I’m Going to Learn some Bar Chords and Scream About It With a Contrived Accent?”

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Ben Folds Five Prep Spring LP (8 comments)

Is Ben Folds Five cool at Stereogum? I think he’s not so cool at Pitchfork because ya know, he doesn’t hide shitty vocals behind awful amounts of reverb and he’s actually good at playing instruments…

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Ben Folds Five Prep Spring LP (8 comments)

Are you saying that SM’s solo stuff blew? If so, I half agree with you…some of the Jicks stuff was great…some was like sucking fart milkshakes threw a narrow straw made of car alarms.