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Comments from reinhold messner made me pregnant

that pussy looks cute enough to eat

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January 26, 2012 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

“Del Rey” is Spanish for “lips with a purpose”

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January 26, 2012 on Premature Evaluation: Lana Del Rey Born To Die

I FUCK BAGELS.

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January 26, 2012 on The Top 20 Steve Albini-Recorded Albums

guns are for pussies.

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January 26, 2012 on Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 1/22/12

Yeah…get a life, everyone. Don’t you know that RubberJohnny is screamo, not emo?? Duh, losers!

Didn’t RubberJohnny write that song – “Daddy Wouldn’t Give Me the Car Keys for the Prom So I’m Going to Learn some Bar Chords and Scream About It With a Contrived Accent?”

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January 26, 2012 on Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 1/22/12

Is Ben Folds Five cool at Stereogum? I think he’s not so cool at Pitchfork because ya know, he doesn’t hide shitty vocals behind awful amounts of reverb and he’s actually good at playing instruments…

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January 26, 2012 on Ben Folds Five Prep Spring LP

Are you saying that SM’s solo stuff blew? If so, I half agree with you…some of the Jicks stuff was great…some was like sucking fart milkshakes threw a narrow straw made of car alarms.

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January 26, 2012 on Ben Folds Five Prep Spring LP