reinhold messner made me pregnant
that pussy looks cute enough to eat
“Del Rey” is Spanish for “lips with a purpose”
I FUCK BAGELS.
guns are for pussies.
Yeah…get a life, everyone. Don’t you know that RubberJohnny is screamo, not emo?? Duh, losers!
Didn’t RubberJohnny write that song – “Daddy Wouldn’t Give Me the Car Keys for the Prom So I’m Going to Learn some Bar Chords and Scream About It With a Contrived Accent?”
Is Ben Folds Five cool at Stereogum? I think he’s not so cool at Pitchfork because ya know, he doesn’t hide shitty vocals behind awful amounts of reverb and he’s actually good at playing instruments…
Are you saying that SM’s solo stuff blew? If so, I half agree with you…some of the Jicks stuff was great…some was like sucking fart milkshakes threw a narrow straw made of car alarms.