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 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey - "Blue Jeans" Video (35 comments)

Lana Del Rey is a tedious contrivance and she’s already way overexposed. I hate the simpering singing style and the smarmy image. Apparently a lot of dorks have boners for her narcotized, cosmetic-surgery-mutated face, so they’ll fool themselves into liking the insipid music. Taking the song off of SoundCloud was clearly a desperate ploy to get people to look at her; unfortunately for her, that face and her relentless posing are about as likely to repel as they are to entice.

 +2Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: Indie Labels Suffer Significant Inventory Losses Due To London Riots (18 comments)

This just reminds of the song “Heaven’s on Fire” by The Radio Dept., which begins with the following sample:

“Some people see rock and roll as youth culture, and when youth culture becomes monopolized by big business, what are the youth to do? I think we should destroy the bogus capitalist process that is destroying youth culture by mass marketing, and commercial paranoia behavior control. And the first step is to destroy the record companies.” –Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth)

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: YACHT - "Breaking The Law " (Judas Priest Cover) (5 comments)

They seem insufferably pretentious with the androgynous lookalike-couple shtick – like a less committed version of Genesis P-Orridge / Lady Jaye. This cover is innocuous, but it’s somehow less obnoxious than the original, which I cannot even appreciate ironically (the horrified response of the bank customers/hostages in the video is appropriate).

 -1Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Prurient - "A Meal Can Be Made" (Stereogum Premiere) (4 comments)

Do we really need a 600 x 900 picture of this dork’s sourpuss? No. Nobody does. I hope that’s an oncoming bus or train reflected in his cold dead eyes.

 -1Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: The-Dream - "Body Work" & "Fuck My Brains Out" (3 comments)

“Fuck My Brains Out” in particular is a winningly funny, catchy, and impeccably overproduced bit of kitsch, but are we really supposed to buy the relentless ladies’ man schtick? I can’t tell if it’s meant to be ironic or if he’s being laughably sincere. I mean, dude’s a chubby, effeminate studio nerd. C’mon. Plausibility killa is more like it.

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Jamie xx - "Far Nearer" (3 comments)

Smile, douchebag.

 -2Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: tUnE-yArDs - "Bizness" (15 comments)

If so, then you’re laughably overpreoccupied with insignificant formalist concerns.

 0Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Cut Copy - "Need You Now" (7 comments)

No way. “Far Away,” “Strangers in the Wind,” and “Nobody Lost, Nobody Found” are as good as anything else on In Ghost Colours.

 +8Posted on Jul 26th, 2010 | re: Arcade Fire - The Suburbs Premature Evaluation (124 comments)

Have you considered that you may be getting down-voted because you’re a tedious douche bag? Your brand of inarticulate, self-indulgent contrarianism is worthless and ought to be discouraged. Also, alliteration doesn’t automatically make you sound witty. “Torch-born heralds of their despicable disposition” is artless gibberish.