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 +4Posted on Jan 30th | re: Jack White - "Love Interruption" (54 comments)

Least surprising album title ever.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th | re: Mike Mills Talks Golf (4 comments)

I mean What’s Your Handicap, Kenneth?

 +1Posted on Jan 26th | re: Mike Mills Talks Golf (4 comments)

Drive

 +1Posted on Jan 25th | re: Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Look Around" Video (15 comments)

Who doesn’t like the Peppers? You must be like Rick Santorum or Hitler’s ghost or something.

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Saint Etienne - "Tonight" (5 comments)

OMG so crunk!

 +2Posted on Jan 24th | re: Weird Merch Alert 2: Bonnie "Prince" Billy Coffee (9 comments)

“Am I decaf?”

 +1Posted on Jan 24th | re: Soundgarden Disses Kanye (149 comments)

Swish

 +3Posted on Jan 23rd | re: St. Vincent Covers Pearl Jam's "Black" (14 comments)

“Wait, music was there before I was born? I can not react.”

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Damon Albarn Remixes Lana Del Rey (24 comments)

LDR’s look is heavily influenced by Jessica Rabbit.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd | re: Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe" Video (22 comments)

Disagree on both points.

 +2Posted on Jan 21st | re: Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe" Video (22 comments)

Still not sure why hip-pop needs its own Lady Gaga.

 +3Posted on Jan 21st | re: Justice - "On'n'On" Video (NSFW) (4 comments)

Yawn’n'Yawn?

 +7Posted on Jan 20th | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (16 comments)

Beats Audio headphones?

 +3Posted on Jan 15th | re: Watch Lana Del Rey On SNL (205 comments)

It sounds like she’s been kidnapped and forced into collagen-pop superstardom against her will.

 +1Posted on Jan 15th | re: Area Codes: 256 - Huntsville, AL (5 comments)

Huntsville is the 2nd least dirty place in Alabama, I’m guessing you’ve never been there.

 0Posted on Jan 11th | re: Watch Jim O'Rourke Play Bad Timing Tunes Unplugged In Tokyo (3 comments)

Sick

 +1Posted on Jan 11th | re: The Shins - "Simple Song" (52 comments)

I prefer Band of Shins

 0Posted on Jan 11th | re: Diplo Disses Coachella Lineup (43 comments)

no homo

 0Posted on Jan 11th | re: Diplo Disses Coachella Lineup (43 comments)

I’m pretty sure he’s Cam’rom, Juelz Santana and Jim Jones.

 0Posted on Jan 11th | re: John Parr Re-Records "St. Elmo's Fire" For Tim Tebow (10 comments)

Don’t worry, most of us still hate Brom Tady.

 +4Posted on Dec 26th, 2011 | re: Patrick Stickles Covers "Video Games" (20 comments)

I’ve covered this cover.

 0Posted on Dec 24th, 2011 | re: Win A $200 JAMBOX Wireless Speaker (242 comments)

Beacon – See Through You

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: NME's 50 Best Albums Of 2011 (68 comments)

I’m pretty sure NME has a dedicated Arctic Monkeys bureau. Heartily agree w/ you on them ol’ Beasts, though, they would’ve gotten album of the year if they’d put “England” or “English” in the title.

 0Posted on Nov 27th, 2011 | re: Paul Weller - "Around The Lake" (3 comments)

S’new

 +3Posted on Nov 25th, 2011 | re: Rolling Stone's 10 Greatest Guitarists Of All Time (217 comments)

I think you mean The Edge’s guitar tech.