Restaurant Toast

Comments from Restaurant Toast

He is actually pretty smart. He is setting the pants-bar super low right from the get-go so that when they do get married he will be the no-pants king ruling over his no-pants kingdom.

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July 16, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Daniel Beddingfield Wedding Proposal Guy

A common part of my dance routine is getting things from the highest shelf so i think i could go head-to-head with this kid.

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July 10, 2009 on Kids Humiliate You On The Dance Floor The Darndest Things

It was really really nice to see him talk like a normal person. I always knew he was a pretty smart guy, but i was getting pretty sick of “Bruno” interviews where not a single thing of any actual relevance was said.

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July 8, 2009 on Sacha Baron Cohen Appears On David Letterman Without Gayface

Just subscribed to Lindsayism, looking forward to it! You will definitely be missed.

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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!

I wanna watch silent movies with him and he can play the soundtrack.

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June 24, 2009 on Hey, Where Is Ronald Jenkees?

I wish I had a bat-signal sized green light.

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June 23, 2009 on Please Let The Britney Spears Time Travel Holocaust Movie Be Real

the guy on the stairs really steals the show. I have never seen wall humping pulled off that well before.

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June 19, 2009 on Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit

“Serenity Now” – Jerry Stiller
“Serenity Now” – Jason Alexander

well that line is ruined forever.

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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase

Suzanne Tracht reacted like she got 20 dollars off the new washing machine she just purchased. Im going back to bed.

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June 18, 2009 on Top Chef Masters: You Know When Your Problem Is?


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June 18, 2009 on Spoiler Alert: Love Happens

Thank god I can finally get my dignity back.

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June 11, 2009 on I Think We All Know Who The Comfort Wipe Is For

Replace Wild Hogs with Paul Blart and I had the exact same conversation, with the exact same outcome.

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June 11, 2009 on Old Dogs Is The John McCain Of Movies

I cant think of anything longer than Devin. I guess il never be invited to dinner.

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June 11, 2009 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?