richardl

Comments from richardl

Riiiick, Riiiick, Riiiiick.

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January 6, 2012 on Checking In With Toddlers And Tiaras

I just wanted to say that Peter Doocy’s Facebook profile picture is of him with Bradley Cooper. He’s grinning a lot, because of Bradley Cooper.

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November 22, 2011 on Is FOX News Worse Than No News At All?

Fart From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Log

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November 9, 2011 on BREAKING FART NEWS: George Clooney Thinks Farts Are Funny!

These withered old rutabagas are laughing on the outside but quietly dying on the inside as they dream up wistful college fuck fantasies involving the baseball team and steamy showers. Fuck on, Fox & Friends!

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October 27, 2011 on Gender Neutral Dorms Story Cracks The FOX And Friends Gang UP (While Also Terrifying Them, Obviously)

And they all want cake.

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October 24, 2011 on Back To Work, You Dumb Morrisseys

The unshaded lamp on the floor tells a sad, dark story. Also, same lady?

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July 22, 2011 on This American Idol Reaction Video Belongs In A Museum

These are the kind of people who basically got divorced before they got married.

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July 21, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden

Is fake, no?

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July 13, 2011 on Jake Gyllenhaal IS Mr. Cool Shirt

The Rhode Island accent really is the most beautiful accent.

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June 21, 2011 on Let’s All Attain The V.I.G Lifestyle Together

Well, that explains that.

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June 16, 2011 on “Abracadabra”

But how did they get the camera inside Eddie Murphy’s head?

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June 16, 2011 on “Abracadabra”

His first sentence is like an Escher drawing:
“I almost preferred that you had a six-year-old daughter and sent her in there and let her come out with her review.”

I don’t… I don’t know what that means.

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June 15, 2011 on Seeing How The Urkel Sausage Is Made

Well, technically, in our mailroom you have to kneel. It’s just the Gawker way.

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June 15, 2011 on Would You Like To Be A Videogum Intern?

Gabriel, are you trying to tell me that a comedian who is regularly on Chelsea Handler is something other than a wise, witty, consummate professional? Sir, I cannot believe this! Calumny!

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June 10, 2011 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”

I kept waiting for the song to start and then it never started.

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June 9, 2011 on The Second Summer Jam Of 2011: Katey Red’s “Where Da Melph At”

So in your notebooks, is it Idris Delahaye or Gabe Elba?

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June 8, 2011 on Ask Idris Elba

“Human nature is evil.” – Miss America 2008.

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June 2, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay