Comments from richie almost-dies

Relax, Technomichael_
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May 9, 2014 on TV Party: Speedy Ortiz Talk Nashville
Sadie Dupuis is pretty.
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May 9, 2014 on TV Party: Speedy Ortiz Talk Nashville
Are the girls ins the back twins?
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January 31, 2014 on Three Katherine Chloe Cahoons, Dancing For The Super Bowl
She's calling him Butkus as in Dick Butkus, not "butkiss." It's a perfectly good name, like Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Dick Pole, Misty Hyman, God Shamgod, DeWanna Boner, Harry Colon, Lucious Pusey, etc.
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January 29, 2014 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Furby Boom is a baby, you sick bastard!
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December 27, 2013 on Crushes Of 2013
He's doing two handed harmony tapping and Pete Townsend windmillling. C'mon, Death and Taxes, step up your dad rock game. http://i.imgur.com/J8lcIJR.jpg
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October 29, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Enjoy it, nerds, this is the only time you get to say, "I know more about space than you do" without being wedgied.
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October 8, 2013 on An Astronaut’s Internal Monologue While On The Way To Hang Out With Someone Who Definitely Only Wants To Hang Out So She Can Ask A Million Questions About The Movie Gravity
"Norwegian knot-less pine? Come back when you have some Brazilian redwood." -Kelly
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September 13, 2013 on Guy Hammers Nails Into A Board With His Hands, Which Is Not Even That Impressive If You Think About It
At least he was blocking someone. None of these kids held a block more for more than 1 Mississippi's. If I was any of those kid's father I would mention how much better their QB is at football. Then they would grow up in quiet resentment until that grew into passive aggressiveness and a displaced sense of self loathing. They would go off to college and become distant. When they finally had a family of their own, they would never visit and I would finally see that I didn't really appreciate them. I don't know, that's what I would do.
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September 12, 2013 on Today We Are All This Pee Wee Quarterback
EVERY day?! That's it guys, cancel Wench Wednesday.
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September 4, 2013 on Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What “Feminist” Means, Or What Are You Having For Lunch?
I really hope we get one last appearance from Beaver and Skinny Pete before the series ends.
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September 3, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E12: Going Over Some Options
No wonder he bailed when he saw the big bald dude playing with his daughter at the park.
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September 3, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E12: Going Over Some Options
What kind of name is Catweazle? A creature who is indifferent and likes to get out of stuff? Just what we need another Jeremy PIven. POWWW!
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September 3, 2013 on The Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco Open Thread
BOY! Catwazle, I haven't seen someone misread a post since last time Billy Joel was allowed to drive. POW!
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September 3, 2013 on The Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco Open Thread
During Transformers health class the gang is shown slides demonstrating why you should always wear a condom.
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August 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Michael Bay’s First Official Transformers 4 Photo
It wasn't cheap, but Simon Cowell finally figured out how to cover up his manboobs.
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August 13, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski
Who would've guessed that a group of people who didn't have any problem with one of America's biggest movie star playing a racial caricature would have denial issues.
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August 6, 2013 on Cast Of The Lone Ranger Criticizes Critics’ Criticism Of The Lone Ranger
Definitely. And they are not fun to watch. Listen, I'm a big fan of girls' butts. I most of their previous work. Short shorts are awesome and mom jean cuts, although not nearly as exciting as short shorts, have their own charm. But together they simply do not mix well. Just because two styles are popular it doesn't mean they should be mixed. They look like sumo straps or big boy diapers. I am still excited to see what girls' next move is, but I am pretty lukewarm about this entry.
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August 6, 2013 on Sponsored: 10 Fashion Trends That Ruled Lollapalooza 2013 + Win A $150 Converse Gift Card
Seems like any unpleasantness would've been avoided with nighttime work.
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July 24, 2013 on In This World, Nothing Can Be Said To Be Certain, Except Death, Taxes, And Local News Bloopers
Local businesses are getting boned once again.
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July 24, 2013 on In This World, Nothing Can Be Said To Be Certain, Except Death, Taxes, And Local News Bloopers