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Inglourious Barfster.
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March 5, 2012 on An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender
Hoda Kotb's looking youthful, but is everything okay with Kathie Lee? Has she been hitting the chardonnay harder than usual? Why is she in menswear?
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December 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bill Clinton And Mindy Kaling
Certainly the time is perfect for a movie depicting those fighting for economic equality as a band of marauding villains and oligarchs in collusion with the police as our heroes! This is what we need. I also liked when the football field collapsed!
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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread
Ashley Greene's character is named Brooklyn? That must in general not have been a fun experience for her, because she looks and acts nothing like Zooey Deschanel.
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November 22, 2011 on A Warrior’s Heart Trailer, You Guys
I am thrilled to be included (thanks monsters!) but even more tickled that "PEEIN PEESON" is the number-one comment. Get it? Number-one? I just wish I could downvote myself.
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November 18, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
The Social Network trailer is about 80 times better than the film thanks to limited dialogue about how Aaron Sorkin thinks the internet works; The Departed trailer is also a minor classic.
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Some folks call it a hunger game, I call it a Kaiser blade.
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
"Today you became... the iron lady." --line from "The Iron Lady" DEFINITELY.
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
"I'm so tired of these hunger games!" --line from "The Hunger Games" probably
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
At least seven commenters in this thread (arbitrary fact pulled out of my ass, just like everything in this video) are going to experience a live cover version of this at Thanksgiving, right?
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November 16, 2011 on Oh, Politichicks
Also, that Victoria floats the theory that aliens have infiltrated the Obama administration, because not everyone yells at people as manically she would. Also aliens: everyone else, past or present, in the cast of "Saturday Night Live."
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November 16, 2011 on Oh, Politichicks
"All terrorists are Muslims" -- Victoria Jackson's long hours recording a voice role in "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue" precluded her from noticing Oklahoma City or the Unabomber in the 1990s
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November 16, 2011 on Oh, Politichicks
How did one of the robots from that "A.I." video get her face to stop popping open to reveal the metal underneath, and why did she rename herself Ann-Marie Murrell?
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November 16, 2011 on Oh, Politichicks
Do Androids Dream of Electro Crap?
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November 16, 2011 on The New Pogo A.I. Remix Is Horrifying
Not enough cereal-eating.
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November 16, 2011 on Rebecca Black’s New Music Video Posted Without Comment
Some days he looks great, some days he looks horrifying: you might say the number of ways Bradley Cooper can look are Limitless.
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November 16, 2011 on Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive?
Golden Corral Waitresses for Truth.
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November 16, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Veterans Day Imposter Thumbhead
Sure, 'The Office' has gone downhill, as all shows do over time, but what they've done with Kevin's character is really atrocious.
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November 16, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Veterans Day Imposter Thumbhead
This was only SLIGHTLY less painful than her plan to get a tattoo reading "Robert Pattinson i love you, love is forever fan love you"
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November 16, 2011 on Robert Pattinson Fan Poses As Robert Pattinson
"I want you to write my comment using accidental plagiarism. ONLY accidental plagiarism."
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November 15, 2011 on The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite