Romance_Polanski

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Are Gervais and Merchant the British Happy Madison?
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February 1, 2010 on Cemetery JunctionTrailer, You Guys
It's kinda like when you had a family reunion and after the family softball game your Grandma handed out awards to everyone only the awards were just junk she had around her house and you ended up with a neck pillow or a thing of shampoo and conditioner. Only in this case Hollywood is the Softball Game, The Razzies is your Grandma and the neck pillow is still a neck pillow because no one really cares about it.
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February 1, 2010 on It Is 2010, And Yet Somehow The Razzies Still Exist
Peter Stormare? More like Peter Emohair! Ammirite?!
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February 1, 2010 on This Is Just A Very Normal Video
Yes, you are. Mainly because it should be "...quit all that squat-thrusting" P.S. Drunk and Wacthing The Last Dragon.
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December 3, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jaden Smith As The Black Karate Kid
To tell you the tooth, I think jumping a canine would have been molar appropriate.
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December 2, 2009 on David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy!
I don't get it. Is Christian Bale reprising his role from Newsies? Photobucket
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December 2, 2009 on Teddy Told Me That In Greek, Nostalgia Literally Means The Pain From An Old Wound
I think he is actually moving into his Robert Z'Dar Phase.
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December 2, 2009 on James Lipton Enters The Carrot Top Phase Of His Career
"Excellent. Great form. Speaking of great, have you seen the Jeff Dunham show?"
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December 2, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jaden Smith As The Black Karate Kid
Portlanders are epic cave monsters. We would probably ditch out on this pizza party for a cooler pizza party you never even heard about.
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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Let's not let our crazies get the best of us now.
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December 1, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn
This Academy is strictly for Police.
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November 30, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
I nominate Solo with Mario Van Peebles. 1) I'm pretty sure MVP was acting his fuck out. 2) A-Adrien Brody (a fucking oscar!) B-MVP or MarVeePles. 3)... 4) $2,228,668 Opening Weekend (Year One money) 5)... 6) Based on a Novel. A real fucking novel. 7)... 8-10) You could make the case that MVP is the black equivalent to NC but that is a little too insulting to MVP. 11) Photobucket
I'm pretty sure I'm doing this wrong but I'm fine with that.
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November 30, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn
The View will be interviewing this movie.
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November 30, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
They cropped out the bottom of the photo that showed them touching tips.
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November 30, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Taylor Lautner And Robert Pattinson Kissing
Mr. Goodbar with the Taquito in the Employee restroom. The coffee saw it all happen but his Amish upbringing really added a thrilling twist.
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November 30, 2009 on This Sherlock Holmes Tie-In Campaign Is So Bad That It Is Good
I think you mean the PumKing of HoliDance Cheer.
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November 30, 2009 on The Very Best Pumpkin Head Christmas Dance Of All Time In The World
Three things learned in this trailer: 1) Nobody owns Busta Rhymes 2) Armand Assante has failed. At Everything. 3) Busta Rhymes will steal your fucking baby.
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November 30, 2009 on Sorry, Breaking Point, But This Is Not A Movie Trailer
Nothing says "The Holidays" like cold fingers and metal being jammed into you.
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November 30, 2009 on What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer
Channukah=caring, well being and Pap "Schmears". Christmas=stress, in-fighting and Xbox 360's. I know I'm being redundant but when you lay it out logically it really puts it in perspective.
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November 30, 2009 on What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer
Well let's do the math here. Her son is 18, she was 20 when she had him. That makes her 38. 25 years ago she was 13. 2009-25=1984. I think scientifically this clears her for a shot at a Roman Polanski "Rape/rape-rape" joke. Case closed.
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November 30, 2009 on An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape