Missy Yellsalot

Comments from Missy Yellsalot

Gabe! I just found out today. I am going to miss you! I started reading this site in 2008 and it is still one of my favorites. I don't post much, but this is the nicest online community I've ever been part of and I think a lot of that is owed to you. Best of luck!!!
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
I watched this on Hulu and it seems like The Voice sketch was excised from the full episode. Because God forbid we hear a song someone owns the rights to I guess?
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April 8, 2013 on Saturday Night Live Melissa McCarthy And Phoenix
I got pretty excited about Qyburn. I actually thought revealing Barristan up front instead of doing the "Arstan Whitebeard" ruse was a good way to go, as opposed to trying to remind the audience "hey remember him? from season one?" all the way out in season 4 or whatever. I'm just so happy it's back!!
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April 1, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Season 3 Premiere Open Thread
I am still laughing about the tiny snippet of the "Dirty Ducks" song in Bob's Burgers. That and Bob's talk with his father in law about his balloon fetish were my favorite parts.
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March 29, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I still think she's amazingly cute but I worry about her being hauled around the country like a sideshow freak. Also I like Lil Bub just a tiny bit more? http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/s-LAME.jpg
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March 25, 2013 on Oh, Are We Still Doing Grumpy Cat?
That cat with the tongue problem has insanely beautiful green eyes, I can't even handle it!
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March 6, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Where is this Special Place in Hell located in relation to the place for "People Who Waste Good Scotch?"
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March 5, 2013 on Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift
I try very hard to avoid reading it for the most part!
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
I felt the same way, maybe because I've seen legions of neckbearded internet MRA's wield the word "cunt" so gleefully over the years?
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
Like, I see what they were trying to do, in that it's supposed to be inherently absurd that we would call an adorable, sweet 9 year old girl a "cunt" but at the same time I saw people on Jezebel (ugh) complaining about this 9 year old's "lack of humility" and it rubbed me the wrong way, and now I can envision a scenario where reporters want this 9 year old girl's "reaction" to being called a word that she shouldn't have to hear for a good long while. The joke was a flop, and reactions to it on both sides are exhausting.
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
http://www.ted.com/talks/david_blaine_how_i_held_my_breath_for_17_min.html This TED thing has no bottom, I'm telling you. I just keep finding worse ones.
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February 22, 2013 on The Most Important TED Talk Of All Time
Also David Blaine. I promise I'll stop replying to myself now.
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February 22, 2013 on The Most Important TED Talk Of All Time
Oh I see that Elizabeth Gilbert of Eat Pray Love has done one, just for starters!
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February 22, 2013 on The Most Important TED Talk Of All Time
I will bet money that there are more obnoxious TED talks than this one.
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February 22, 2013 on The Most Important TED Talk Of All Time
YES and now I've fallen down the K Hole of watching the weird Little Women anime from the 80s to see if Beth died in that version or not because I can't remember. Beth!!!!
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February 22, 2013 on I Know It’s Friday, But Please Be Careful With Your Hairdo
I'm surprised by how not different this is from any of the Brooke Candy videos I've seen
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February 13, 2013 on Courtney Stodden’s Music Video Is Here! Courtney Stodden’s Music Video Is Here!
for what it's worth I heard it was an amicable split? why do I know so much about this?
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February 13, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Tom Hanks Going Bananas Over Olivia Wilde’s Engagement Ring
I would go. I missed my chance to go to The Fashion Cafe after all.
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January 31, 2013 on The First Official Barbie Cafe Has Opened, FUCKING FINALLY
the fox video was a little too CHAOS REIGNS for me
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January 30, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I'm just stopping by to go bananas about that SARK reference, I worked at a day spa that briefly sold her books and we would all read them like "???????" and "!!!!!!!!"
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January 30, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
I had an extremely productive day today where I got all my annoying errands done super early (special lightbulbs that can only be obtained at the hardware store! picking up my prescription! paying excise tax from 2009 on a car I no longer own in order to renew my driver's license!) then went to a job interview for a job I don't think I want, but discovered that's a pretty good way to workshop your interview answers (I think I finally solved how to answer that "what's your greatest weakness?" question we all hate, you guys!) Then I wandered around Target like a zombie buying toiletries until it was time to meet my husband and go grocery shopping and now I'm commenting on Videogum!
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I hope everything said and done on this show was prefixed with "this is how we xxxxxx in West Virginia!" like how the previews made it appear.
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January 7, 2013 on Buckwild Is Not OUR Generation’s Jersey Shore (See Also: Suckswild)
Perez used the same slur on Will.i.Am at the time so I don't even know what's what anymore. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/22/perez-hilton-called-willi_n_219088.html
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January 7, 2013 on Buckwild Is Not OUR Generation’s Jersey Shore (See Also: Suckswild)
One good thing to come out of all this was reading The Awl's roundup of links to old clips and interviews of the real Elizabeth Taylor, reminding me that she was charismatic and fun, and not all dead behind the eyes.
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November 26, 2012 on There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick
I have a shameful love of TruTV and anything related to Jackass so I will be watching this post haste
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November 20, 2012 on Is Killer Karaoke Hosted By Steve-O The Best Show Of All Time?
Oh these are just the omelets Gwyneth is always eating in You Can Make it Ups, right?
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November 16, 2012 on A Breakfast Video, For The Morning
My weekend was pretty good. It was my birthday so I had a nice dinner with my family. We cooked s'mores over a can of sterno! The most graphic image from Victoria Jackson's crazy tweets for me was when she let it slip that she's had dogs for 10 years that cannot be housebroken. So now I'll always imagine her tweeting from a desktop computer with a huge CRT monitor in a house covered in poop and pee.
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November 12, 2012 on Victoria Jackson Still Tweeting About The Election (See Also: Donald Trump)