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I had an extremely productive day today where I got all my annoying errands done super early (special lightbulbs that can only be obtained at the hardware store! picking up my prescription! paying excise tax from 2009 on a car I no longer own in order to renew my driver's license!) then went to a job interview for a job I don't think I want, but discovered that's a pretty good way to workshop your interview answers (I think I finally solved how to answer that "what's your greatest weakness?" question we all hate, you guys!) Then I wandered around Target like a zombie buying toiletries until it was time to meet my husband and go grocery shopping and now I'm commenting on Videogum!
I hope everything said and done on this show was prefixed with "this is how we xxxxxx in West Virginia!" like how the previews made it appear.
Perez used the same slur on Will.i.Am at the time so I don't even know what's what anymore. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/22/perez-hilton-called-willi_n_219088.html
One good thing to come out of all this was reading The Awl's roundup of links to old clips and interviews of the real Elizabeth Taylor, reminding me that she was charismatic and fun, and not all dead behind the eyes.
I have a shameful love of TruTV and anything related to Jackass so I will be watching this post haste
Oh these are just the omelets Gwyneth is always eating in You Can Make it Ups, right?
My weekend was pretty good. It was my birthday so I had a nice dinner with my family. We cooked s'mores over a can of sterno! The most graphic image from Victoria Jackson's crazy tweets for me was when she let it slip that she's had dogs for 10 years that cannot be housebroken. So now I'll always imagine her tweeting from a desktop computer with a huge CRT monitor in a house covered in poop and pee.
The one with the puppy and the guitar actually made my heart explode and I died and then logged back in as a ghost.
I want to talk about this and how it was the best: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1z77scaU1recusvo1_500.jpg
I love Madison! I can't find it but she did one video where she drove up in a toy car with a trailer pulling a puppy and super casually hit the locks on a toy keychain. She is amazing.
The Christmas sweater looks so much like the sigil of a White Power biker gang.
Man they're just mixing 17th and 18th century costume in that Arrested Development photo shoot, like time doesn't even MEAN anything.
they are both efficient killing machines on the outside, wounded baby birds on the inside!
you beat me to it. how do people get all this extra face?
Don't even ask me how I know this (from the Corgicam, okay), but a lot of baby animals need their mom to lick their junk so they can go to the bathroom. If you find abandoned newborn puppies or kittens you have to "poop" them with a wet washcloth or they can die.
he really missed an opportunity to have accompaniment on the organ.
the only things the baby will be allowed to eat are MacCutcheon Whisky and imaginary peanut butter.
I actually said "bless him" out loud to that kitten with the milk bottle, because I am morphing into my grandma or something.
Is this source credible? Follow up question: did Jessica Simpson really have a "boob explosion?"
"it smells like porridge in there"
I've been all about this amazing, dumb man for quite awhile now. That interview where he talked about the things he likes to draw ("I'll draw like a cloud, but instead of coming down the rain is raining up") sealed the deal. He's basically a human golden retriever puppy!
I had a problem with how with less than 4 minutes to go on the timer, Batman was straight-up dicking around about flying the bomb into the bay. "It can be as simple as a man, putting a coat on a child's shoulder, to let him know that everything will be --BOOOOM!"
I heard this as "hella skiing" in the theater, but I guess heli-skiing sounds more like something a billionaire would do.
so this WAS Trader Joe's!
1.) two ears of corn 2.) do we need bananas? no? 2.) 500 bags of raisins
The external shots of his house made me laugh so hard!
Fun Fact: every female in the 1970's was named Linda.
that is just classic Michael right there.
I legitimately thought they were each other's beards/just doing this to promote their films together, until your wife's friend made that moving cri de coeur.
following Fantagraphics on twitter totally reminded me that actual comic book stuff happens there, and not just agoraphobia, pencil stabbings, and Twilight panels.
Is this the thing that's finally going to tear this nation asunder?
when I hear about parents who accidentally kill their children I always think about that Washington Post article about people who left their kids in hot cars and they died and how agonizing it was for everyone involved. this is a terrible week, you guys! Can we light this week on fucking fire?
I have an incredibly mean spirited sense of humor, but still see nothing funny about him flatly and cynically telling the most offensive jokes to get cheap laughs from "edgy" humor that people only actually like because it enforces the status quo.
I don't seem so dumb for taking Rob Dyrdek's side in the War of the Internet Clip Shows that Nobody Watches, now do I?
She divorced Gay Al (TM Dlisted)? Shows you how much attention I've been paying to Star Jones I guess.
puppies hate toilet paper so much: http://ftp.dogfoodchat.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full_size/puppy-mess.jpg
Ok, I am actually intrigued by this because Nick Cave wrote The Proposition, which I really loved. Also does anyone have a gif of Julian Assange doing his terrible goth dancing?