Ruiz

Comments from Ruiz

I guess my dad was right. There is no God after all.
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February 19, 2010 on EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Footage From Spider-Man 4
I still find his Tim Burton stories funny.
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February 18, 2010 on 24 Reasons Why Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up Now
Maybe his hog can show up and it'll be a twofer.
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February 15, 2010 on Who Else Should Be A Guest Judge On The Marriage Ref?
I'm not Asian, but I've been following the fiasco since the casting was announced. There is a lot of anger and disappointment in the Asian-American community. I can be sympathetic to this sort of reaction. It's really messed up watching every movie that should have starred Asians get re-cast with whites just to make a bigger box office buck (2008's 21 for example). I guarantee that a lot of Asian-American kids were really excited to see characters that resembled them in some way on TV -- much like how my young cousins get excited over seeing Dora the Explorer or how I get giddy over Mexicans or gays on TV who aren't encompassing every negative stereotype that Jeff Dunham includes in his act. It means a lot to people who are minorities in a generally white, straight, and Christian society to see themselves represented in a positive way in the media. Oh well... That's Hollywood I guess. :( - fin seriousgum -
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February 15, 2010 on The A-Team Trailer Is Nominated For A Best Dialogue Oscar
I certainly noticed how the Asian cast was completely white-washed. Hollywood racism is gross.
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February 15, 2010 on The A-Team Trailer Is Nominated For A Best Dialogue Oscar
I was dreadfully afraid this would be the cuteness equivalent of dividing by zero or googling "google". I'm okay now.
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February 12, 2010 on An Ouroboros Of Cute
Zionism has done a lot for the blue face paint industry.
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February 12, 2010 on Change Your Avatar To Blue In Support Of Huh?
You remind me of the babe.
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February 11, 2010 on This Is Your Hug: Hug-E-Gram
Image and video hosting by TinyPic He may be Hank Pryor to you, but he'll always be Hank McCoy to me!
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February 11, 2010 on Videogum Everywhere: The Kelsey Grammer Twitter Mission
I'll upvote you too. Because David Bowie's crotch.
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February 11, 2010 on This Is Your Hug: Hug-E-Gram
I guess my plan to bribe Gabe for the Monsters' Ball comment of the week with Hug-E-Grams is out of the question now. Curses!
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February 11, 2010 on This Is Your Hug: Hug-E-Gram
If you combine hoodie footie snuggle suits with snuggies, do you ever get cold?
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February 10, 2010 on Things I Learned From The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit Commercial
I require more hoodie footie snuggle suits for the impending Snowpocalypse.
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February 10, 2010 on Things I Learned From The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit Commercial
There's nothing wrong with being fat. However, there is something wrong with being Kirstie Alley.
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February 9, 2010 on Kirstie Alley Is Almost As Busy As She Is Fat, Says Kirstie Alley
I'm feeling Seth Rogen. Anyone who casts himself as the suave Green Hornet must be a jerk.
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February 9, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
That's no secret. Remember her "accidental" chink-eye incident?
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February 9, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic "I enjoy football because it's the least gay sport. And Super Bowl commercials placate my insecurities as a man who is very not gay. Also: commercials with no pants sound like an homage to Risky Business. Remember Risky Business?"
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February 9, 2010 on Who Was Watching All That Super Bowl?
I tried to think of something witty to say to amuse myself, but instead I cried for America.
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February 8, 2010 on Quick Reminder: Sarah Palin Is An Asshole
We are all going to die. Last Saturday.
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February 8, 2010 on More Like SNOREpocalypse!
Hairy Poocher and the Chamber of Biscuits
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
Princess Monon-aah-oooooh-ke
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
Looks like my hopes for Savannah winning the Puppy Bowl have been sorely crushed.
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February 7, 2010 on Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread
I used to say I didn't like rap. Then I heard Doom.
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February 3, 2010 on DOOM – “Gazzillion Ear (Babe Rainbow Remix)” (Stereogum Premiere)
No love for Tucker "Bow tie" Carlson and his short-lived show that once featured circus cats?
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February 2, 2010 on The Situation, Inventor Of “The Situation”
Perpetuation of this "I-don't-see-race" lie is just as racist as openly calling me a spic for my brown skin. It all just sounds prettier because people can get away with it under the guise of being "color blind".
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January 28, 2010 on Chris Matthews Forgot Barack Obama Was Black Last Night
Only after spending $300,000 in E-meter fees and signing a billion year service contract.
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January 26, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Haiti Doesn’t Need John Travolta’s Planefull Of Scientologists
"Long May You Run" was an ironic song choice considering it was written about a car. I liked it anyway. :)
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January 25, 2010 on The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Open Thread