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I’m the fake rubjohn. One of them, anyway. The real one (0829) is about 40 comments above this one in this thread. As for me, I’m not usually active these days. But I’m always watching.
Of course I could be wrong. Does seem like you got an unusually high amount of downvotes for your comment though. If those are all honest downvotes, then pro-Corky sentiment must be at a peak right now.
That +3 I’m at right now is courtesy of my three other accounts.
It’s worth noting that since the new thumbs have been in place, people with multiple accounts can now upvote or downvote the same comment multiple times using each of their accounts, even if they’re from the same IP address. Don’t ask me how I know that. So it’s possible that you just got downvoted by 30 different Corky accounts. lol
i’ll still be here lol. wtf else would i do?!
fake? come on, pleb. i’m real as the sun!
from hated troll to cult/folk hero. what a journey it’s been. you can read about it in my memoir, titled “WTF? lol. gay.”
yeah, that’s the one i meant. i think it’s the hat that does it for me. mm-mm
MAYBE WE SHOULD both COME BACK AND LIVEN THINGS UP! WHAT DO YOU SAY?????
pray for me? what the hell are you talking about? are you a koala? lol. prayers have no effect on me. my haircut blocks them.
what the hell do you mean “where’s rubberjohnny0839?” i was banned too. a ban on one of us applies to both of us because we’re the same person. i TRIED to post, believe me. but i couldn’t until now. and this blog is plenty big enough for the both of us. it might even be big enough for another one.
Shit! Somebody already did that! And there’s no way I can top them. That Andrew fellow doesn’t fuck around when it comes to trolling. I’ve only existed two weeks, and already I’m obsolete.
God damn it. Maybe I’ll go post something insensitive in the RIP Adam Yauch thread. That should reestablish my reputation.
that’s why I”M the REAL one, just like i’ve been TRYING TO TELL YOU.
and I downvoted that shit because fuck it. fuck everything that’s not Tyler
My apologies, sir. In reality, I am simply a humble Japanese businessman trying to have some fun in my spare time. I have previously tried to entertain myself by wearing a pussy-ring on each finger of each hand (and some on my toes when I wear flip-flops). Alas, such entertainment only goes so far. I then stumbled upon this blog and, perceiving you to be the most revered commenter here, I decided to ape your style, right down to the picture. I intended this only as an homage, I assure you. Since you have not taken it as such, I shall stop, after this post. There will be no more posts from rubberjohnny0839, or any other fake account operated by me. The last thing I would want is to make you look like an asshole.
We’re both the real one. We’re ALL the real one. (bleep-blorp)
I’m a bit disappointed that I went to the trouble to create this fake rubberjohnny account in order to diss Pavement, and I couldn’t even make it into the Lowest Rated Comments of the Week (although Scott at least seems to have enjoyed my effort). I guess I still have a lot to learn about trolling. I bow down to you, original rubberjohnny. You are truly one of a kind.
the fuck? this sounds like shit lol. Tyler>>>>>>Pavement