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 +4Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (74 comments)

I’m the fake rubjohn. One of them, anyway. The real one (0829) is about 40 comments above this one in this thread. As for me, I’m not usually active these days. But I’m always watching.

 +4Posted on Apr 20th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (74 comments)

Of course I could be wrong. Does seem like you got an unusually high amount of downvotes for your comment though. If those are all honest downvotes, then pro-Corky sentiment must be at a peak right now.

 +9Posted on Apr 20th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (74 comments)

That +3 I’m at right now is courtesy of my three other accounts.

 +5Posted on Apr 20th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (74 comments)

It’s worth noting that since the new thumbs have been in place, people with multiple accounts can now upvote or downvote the same comment multiple times using each of their accounts, even if they’re from the same IP address. Don’t ask me how I know that. So it’s possible that you just got downvoted by 30 different Corky accounts. lol

 +2Posted on Feb 24th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (32 comments)
 +2Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks Of 2012 (234 comments)

i’ll still be here lol. wtf else would i do?!

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments (60 comments)

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

 -4Posted on Sep 15th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (45 comments)

fake? come on, pleb. i’m real as the sun!

 +11Posted on Sep 15th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (45 comments)

from hated troll to cult/folk hero. what a journey it’s been. you can read about it in my memoir, titled “WTF? lol. gay.”

 0Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Russian PM Calls For Pussy Riot To Be Freed From Jail (7 comments)

yeah, that’s the one i meant. i think it’s the hat that does it for me. mm-mm

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (62 comments)

MAYBE WE SHOULD both COME BACK AND LIVEN THINGS UP! WHAT DO YOU SAY?????

 -1Posted on Aug 19th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (106 comments)

5. Pavement
4. Pavement
3. Pavement
2. Pavement
1. Pavement

 +2Posted on May 18th, 2012 | re: Warning: Emo Haircuts May Fuck Up Your Vision (81 comments)

pray for me? what the hell are you talking about? are you a koala? lol. prayers have no effect on me. my haircut blocks them.

 +6Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (94 comments)

what the hell do you mean “where’s rubberjohnny0839?” i was banned too. a ban on one of us applies to both of us because we’re the same person. i TRIED to post, believe me. but i couldn’t until now. and this blog is plenty big enough for the both of us. it might even be big enough for another one.

 +9Posted on May 5th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (21 comments)

Shit! Somebody already did that! And there’s no way I can top them. That Andrew fellow doesn’t fuck around when it comes to trolling. I’ve only existed two weeks, and already I’m obsolete.

 +4Posted on May 5th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (21 comments)

God damn it. Maybe I’ll go post something insensitive in the RIP Adam Yauch thread. That should reestablish my reputation.

 -5Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '80s (134 comments)

that’s why I”M the REAL one, just like i’ve been TRYING TO TELL YOU.

and I downvoted that shit because fuck it. fuck everything that’s not Tyler

 +7Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (150 comments)

My apologies, sir. In reality, I am simply a humble Japanese businessman trying to have some fun in my spare time. I have previously tried to entertain myself by wearing a pussy-ring on each finger of each hand (and some on my toes when I wear flip-flops). Alas, such entertainment only goes so far. I then stumbled upon this blog and, perceiving you to be the most revered commenter here, I decided to ape your style, right down to the picture. I intended this only as an homage, I assure you. Since you have not taken it as such, I shall stop, after this post. There will be no more posts from rubberjohnny0839, or any other fake account operated by me. The last thing I would want is to make you look like an asshole.

 +8Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (150 comments)

We’re both the real one. We’re ALL the real one. (bleep-blorp)

 +47Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (150 comments)

I’m a bit disappointed that I went to the trouble to create this fake rubberjohnny account in order to diss Pavement, and I couldn’t even make it into the Lowest Rated Comments of the Week (although Scott at least seems to have enjoyed my effort). I guess I still have a lot to learn about trolling. I bow down to you, original rubberjohnny. You are truly one of a kind.

 -32Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: Slanted And Enchanted Turns 20 (75 comments)

the fuck? this sounds like shit lol. Tyler>>>>>>Pavement