Comments from sadmalandar

just found out Mach Man died, 8 year old me is so upset.
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May 20, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales
more like a "NOT, see?"
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May 18, 2011 on Lars Von Trier Is NOT A Nazi?!
He's a mother cat who just gave birth to a shoe kitten, clearly.
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May 16, 2011 on Man Licking Shoes On New York Subway, Obviously
If this really worked as exercise, I'd have the most amazingly buff right arm in the world.
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May 13, 2011 on Shake Weight+Newscaster TWSS=Perfect Videogum Synergy
Its kind of hard to feel patriotic when you live in what's supposed to be america's best city and it takes you an hour to commute 5 miles every day and you barely make enough money to afford your 2000/month rent for your craphole of an apartment and some guy is filming you and yelling at you while you just want to go home, buy 5 of those giant russian beers at the bodega, sit on the floor of your room and get drunk because that's the only way you can numb the pain of your broken dreams enough to fall asleep so you can do it all again the next day unless your prayers are finally answered and you get pushed on to the tracks on your way to work and run over by the train that you couldnt work up the courage to jump in front of yourself.
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May 4, 2011 on USA #1!
what is he drinking from that jug?
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May 2, 2011 on Predicting Tonight’s Terrible Jay Leno Monologue Jokes
"White guy steals precious treasure from non-white people" - Indiana Jones
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April 26, 2011 on That’s Your City: POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Pennsylvania
I had no idea advertising existed until I saw this movie. I guess that explains why I keep having the urge to give my mounted trout trophy back his filet-o-fish all the time.
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April 26, 2011 on That’s Your City: POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Pennsylvania
While we're on the topic of women i'd like to bang, i'd like to ask your guys help. I'm getting married next month and need entrance themes for the wedding party intros. So far I have the guile theme and heimdalsgate like a promethean curse. I need four more. Wow me.
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April 20, 2011 on The Only YouTube Copyright Claim I Respect
He didn't stay long enough to get one because Sean Connery, who possessed an intimate knowledge of the jail helped him escape and save san francisco from a chemical weapon attack by Ed Harris.
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April 18, 2011 on What Was Nicolas Cage’s Prison Nickname?
only white people can afford to fly, clearly
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March 23, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: John Travolta Is Not A Real Pilot
What a chet-bag
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March 18, 2011 on Obligatory Chet Haze Post
Dude, what is your obsession with rodent butt? Everyday, thats all you talk about. I mean, we all like the gentle yet firm squeeze of a capybara sphincter now and then, but you take it too far.
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March 18, 2011 on Kristen Schaal! Megan Mullally! Bob’s Burgers!
If Christian Bale doesn't win, i'll be very upset. I don't understand how he couldn't. Young actors everywhere should look at that performance as an example of what the craft is. On par with Ledger's Joker.
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February 11, 2011 on Roger Ebert’s Oscar Picks!
As an actual Ninja, I'm offended by this.
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February 8, 2011 on Legend Of The Ninja
Super Bowl Monday should be a paid federal holiday...i mean...all the snack buying stimulates the economy...and i'm going to be hungover and useless all day at work anyways....
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February 7, 2011 on Super Bowl Commercials Open Thread