SailorAlphaCentauri

Comments from SailorAlphaCentauri

What's worse? Dane Cook giving someone a reason to talk about his unfunny ass. That man sucks donkey dick and I wish he would choke on it. After seeing a preview of the film, this poster is the least of his problems.
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August 13, 2008 on Dane Cook Confused About Why He Sucks
I want to know what crack this woman is smoking so that I can kill her dealer for making bad stuff.
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August 7, 2008 on I Want What The “Crazy Sprinkler Lady” Is Smoking
This has got to be the dumbest lady I've ever heard of, ever. She might qualify for someone who may need to have their rights taken away for her own safety.
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August 7, 2008 on I Want What The “Crazy Sprinkler Lady” Is Smoking
Wow. People suck. There were people who thought Cheeky's was real (or that the whole thing was real, for that matter)? How stupid can people get?
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August 7, 2008 on People Who Eat At Ruby Tuesdays Are Boring And Stupid, Says Ruby Tuesdays
I was being a little sarcastic about Crystal. I've actually heard of other parody artists who, while not in the same arena of fame as Weird Al, do make really great parodies that manage to get airplay on Dr. Demento's show every week. Weird Al does do justice to all of his songs, but Luke Ski (along with some of the members of The Fump) can throw down with the best of them.
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August 6, 2008 on We Are All Weird Al Yankovic
Wow, we must be around the same age because these videos are things I remember from those halcyon days of junior high and how huge these videos were back in the day.
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August 6, 2008 on Nerve’s 10 Sexiest Videos Were Clearly Chosen By Someone Exactly My Age
I can't really defend sexman because I find his videos annoying. But, at the same time, I wouldn't make fun of his teeth (I had to wear braces twice, and my teeth weren't nearly as bad as his). I do think it's really stupid that people would make video responses making fun of his teeth, like there was nothing else worth commenting on, because those people come off looking like assholes.
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August 6, 2008 on When You Wrestle With The Sexman, You’re Going To Get Wet With Braces
See, the point has been made, but because I can get a better deal at Taco Hell in the wee hours of the morning (or just go to McDonalds since it's 24-hours now), I won't be eating at Burger Death. Diddy can suck it.
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August 6, 2008 on Tell Them Diddy Said Burger King Is Open Late
I watched the 3 pm video (I just happened to put on my headphones just as it was beginning on another tab) and it was so stupid! They blew up an O'Charley's instead of the Ruby Tuesday. Talk about false advertising. It wasn't even funny.
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August 5, 2008 on Roads? Where Ruby Tuesday Is Going They Don’t Need Roads.
Oh wow. So this is what was on two days after I turned three. That hair is killing me. And whatever happened to Crystal, the woman who did the parody on the two men who flew in the space shuttle? How did she miss the boat that Weird Al is still sailing along on?
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August 5, 2008 on We Are All Weird Al Yankovic
Considering that the absentee ballot application is not available online for Ohio voters, telling people that they can vote if they have a computer is kind of stupid. The form still has to be mailed in, and, get this: If you are voting from out of the country, your shit can be late and it will still count. Amazing. That, and the girl who kept saying she was "born to vote Democrat" is a great way to piss off Republican absentee ballot voters.
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August 5, 2008 on Wine And Cheese The Vote
I can't believe that this was recorded by someone holding a camcorder. Awesome.
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August 5, 2008 on Steve Guttenberg + Roller Skates + Disco = Awesome
Considering that I am not usually up on these things, how is it that I saw this back in 2006 and it is only just now getting picked up by everyone else?
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August 5, 2008 on Pork Chop Sandwiches
Considering that you can make a stoner film where nobody gets stoned (a la Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure), the whole "stoner film" trope is a bit tired.
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August 5, 2008 on What Illegal Drug Should Replace Stoner Comedies?
Well, that was more horrifying than I thought it would be.
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August 5, 2008 on Are There Ants Living In Your All-In-One Printer/Scanner System?
What could she possibly say that could get her prosecuted? Seriously, I can't think of a thing that she could've done that could get her into any kind of trouble. And isn't she almost richer than God? So what's her worry? She's got the money to keep her ass out of jail, so just tell them what you know, hon.
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August 5, 2008 on Mary Kate Olsen Hates Having To Go To Jail
I'm a younger sibling, and I totally feel this kid's pain. Unfortunately, I also found it funny. Anyway, you would think there would be some repercussions for kicking your brother in the head, and not just posting it on the internet like it was cool.
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August 5, 2008 on We Do Not Condone Batman-Related Sibling-On-Sibling Violence
You have to ask? Of course it failed to reach people.
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August 5, 2008 on Tropic Thunder’s Simple Jack Website Went Bye-Bye
My old guy would be the man from the Good Humor commercials circa 1996. He's probably old now (he wasn't then), but it's such a dated reference that I'm pretty sure no tween would get it.
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August 5, 2008 on We Live In A Tweenotocracy
If Bob Dylan had tied up the model, it would've been the best commercial of all time!
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August 5, 2008 on Guess Jennifer Garner’s Face’s Secret Past