Sara

Comments from Sara

When Jenna asked everyone to describe her beauty and they were all, “Fading?” and “80s?” and then there was a pause and that one guy was like, “1880s?”

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March 20, 2009 on 30 Rock: What Does BFF Stand For?

Jizzed in my pants from watching this.

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February 19, 2009 on Old People Are Still Having (Unsafe) Sex

Schroeder! Schroeder! Schroeder!

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February 2, 2009 on Puppy Bowl V: Matilda Was Not Robbed

The head of the festival gave us a big lecture before the show started about how if anyone even thought of taking photos or audio or video, we’d be thrown out immediately. Killjoy.

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January 29, 2009 on 10,0000 Words About The State Reunion

“Where’s that accent from?”

“Same place as me.”

STAB STAB STAB.

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January 26, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe

Maybe I am just a big ol’ racist but I loved the running “Puerto Rican” joke.

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January 16, 2009 on 30 Rock: Salma Hayek Must Go

Needs more shimmery bronzer.

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January 15, 2009 on The Informers: Get Totally Psyched

“I love you.” “I like your tie.”

Hahahahaha!!

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January 14, 2009 on Kids Homoerotically Fuck With The Principal On TV The Darndest Things

It wasn’t satisfying when the shell zipped away and bounced off a pipe and killed you and then you cried and cried!!

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January 12, 2009 on Super Mario Live Deserves To Be Huge Today

Ew, nice voice, Ashton Kutcher.

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January 8, 2009 on Spread: Ashton Kutcher And Anne Heche Have A Phoning-It-In Contest

Ew, not to mention that pot of random crap in the first “scene.”

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January 8, 2009 on Nobody Wants Your Stupid Sandwich, Dude

I do live near there and I have a ticket. I also have tickets to three Sketchfest shows in a 24 hour period which feature a live and in person Jon Hamm. (Gdsghfdksafh.)

Also, I like how that USA Today lady posted about the shows AFTER they sold out. Nice!

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December 22, 2008 on The State Are Always Getting Back Together

Bye bye, Gabe! Have a nice vacation!

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December 19, 2008 on Don’t Forget To Eat All The Cake And Drink All The Champagne, You Guys

Thanks for posting this! So hilarious.

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December 10, 2008 on Joel McHale’s Evil Genius Son Says The Darndest Things

Leaving out the bizarre content of the movie, what a weird, awkward trailer.

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December 5, 2008 on Jim Carrey And Ewen McGregor Are Not Gay

Love, Actually is awful. When I learn a friend likes it, I can never trust his/her taste in movies again.

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November 25, 2008 on Ugh, He’s Just Not That Into You Is Looking Like The New Love, Actually

I felt the exact opposite and I’m a graphic designer so I win! I think those fonts are classy enough to age pretty gracefully.

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November 20, 2008 on How Many Shitty Meetings Did They Have About Those Quantum Of Solace Fonts?

Business meetings?! Hahahaha!!

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November 17, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life

That WAS “rather marvellously explained.” If your definition of “marvellously” is different than the one in the dictionary.

I love that movie so much.

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November 13, 2008 on Will Sir Richard Branson Buy Himself A Cameo In Quantum Of Solace?