Comments from Sara

When Jenna asked everyone to describe her beauty and they were all, "Fading?" and "80s?" and then there was a pause and that one guy was like, "1880s?"
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March 20, 2009 on 30 Rock: What Does BFF Stand For?
Jizzed in my pants from watching this.
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February 19, 2009 on Old People Are Still Having (Unsafe) Sex
Schroeder! Schroeder! Schroeder!
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February 2, 2009 on Puppy Bowl V: Matilda Was Not Robbed
The head of the festival gave us a big lecture before the show started about how if anyone even thought of taking photos or audio or video, we'd be thrown out immediately. Killjoy.
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January 29, 2009 on 10,0000 Words About The State Reunion
"Where's that accent from?" "Same place as me." STAB STAB STAB.
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January 26, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe
Maybe I am just a big ol' racist but I loved the running "Puerto Rican" joke.
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January 16, 2009 on 30 Rock: Salma Hayek Must Go
Needs more shimmery bronzer.
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January 15, 2009 on The Informers: Get Totally Psyched
"I love you." "I like your tie." Hahahahaha!!
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January 14, 2009 on Kids Homoerotically Fuck With The Principal On TV The Darndest Things
It wasn't satisfying when the shell zipped away and bounced off a pipe and killed you and then you cried and cried!!
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January 12, 2009 on Super Mario Live Deserves To Be Huge Today
Ew, not to mention that pot of random crap in the first "scene."
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January 8, 2009 on Nobody Wants Your Stupid Sandwich, Dude
I do live near there and I have a ticket. I also have tickets to three Sketchfest shows in a 24 hour period which feature a live and in person Jon Hamm. (Gdsghfdksafh.) Also, I like how that USA Today lady posted about the shows AFTER they sold out. Nice!
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December 22, 2008 on The State Are Always Getting Back Together
Thanks for posting this! So hilarious.
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December 10, 2008 on Joel McHale’s Evil Genius Son Says The Darndest Things
Leaving out the bizarre content of the movie, what a weird, awkward trailer.
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December 5, 2008 on Jim Carrey And Ewen McGregor Are Not Gay
Love, Actually is awful. When I learn a friend likes it, I can never trust his/her taste in movies again.
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November 25, 2008 on Ugh, He’s Just Not That Into You Is Looking Like The New Love, Actually
I felt the exact opposite and I'm a graphic designer so I win! I think those fonts are classy enough to age pretty gracefully.
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November 20, 2008 on How Many Shitty Meetings Did They Have About Those Quantum Of Solace Fonts?
That WAS "rather marvellously explained." If your definition of "marvellously" is different than the one in the dictionary. I love that movie so much.
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November 13, 2008 on Will Sir Richard Branson Buy Himself A Cameo In Quantum Of Solace?
I felt this way about Almost Famous Yuck.
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November 3, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown
The kiss left me eh last night. House fans are the insanest, and their slash is the best/worst. Why they insist on so many mpreg stories involving Wilson/House, I will never know!
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October 29, 2008 on Did You See The Thing That Happened On House Last Night?
I am dead from watching that.
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October 16, 2008 on Can I Touch The Lobster? Wow!
Rodney King is kind of a piece of ass.
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October 9, 2008 on Anything To Get Gary Busey Back On Reality TV
"The only thing that would make this funnier is if she said something about Howard Stern at the end." Finally, you're getting on board.
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September 18, 2008 on Fox News Guest Breaks The Sarah Palin’s Tits Barrier
I will watch the shit out of that on Starz.
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September 18, 2008 on What Is This Nights In Rodanthe Ridiculousness?
It's Richard and Sal from the Stern show! Hee.
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September 15, 2008 on It’s Nice To See Wall Street Is Keeping A Sense Of Humor
You two are adorable with your Friends love! Cutest.
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September 12, 2008 on Friday Fight: The One Where Do We Still Need Sitcoms Anymore?