sarah palin

Comments from sarah palin

A cannabis plant in a bucket, a super skinny girl playing with a rat and smoking, some dude with his balls half out... it's just like college.
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February 12, 2010 on An Interview With Die Antwoord
The time to pass judgment on Megan Fox is not now. That time will come in 15-20 years when she makes her first denial of or admission to receiving "rejuvenating" plastic surgery. If she's straight up about it, we will be allowed to love her. As for now, she is too willing to think that Diablo Cody is smart for me to be unbiased.
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September 23, 2009 on Saturday Night Live To Blow The Lid Off This Megan Fox Thing
How can people who are this fucking bad at their jobs be allowed to exist. I know high school kids with better shoppin skillz than that.
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September 10, 2009 on The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made
Her attention-trolling shtick is wearing a bit thin but bitch is entertaining. I'm with you TILL THE END, dogg.
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September 10, 2009 on Awful Recognize Awful
I went to Niagara Falls last year. Hate to be a dick, Common, but I found it pretty hard to enjoy that amazingly beautiful part of 'god's creation' with all the tacky as hell tourist attractions surrounding (and in some cases blocking the view of) the thing. Niagara Falls only really made me think about how people are sometimes remarkably, unbelievably stupid in their pursuit of money.
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September 10, 2009 on Common Visits Niagara Falls
I think it says a lot that basically every blog I read that discusses this show was on board with the "Gramps is going to touch Sally" idea. Can't an old man just be a buddy to his emotionally needy granddaughter without being a secret kid toucher?
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September 8, 2009 on Mad Men: Jai Ho Ho
I like how they're finally turning it around and making Don seem like a flawed-but-decent person and Betty is the big asshole in that duo. As it should be, she's never not been terrible.
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September 8, 2009 on Mad Men: Jai Ho Ho
Fat, bowl cut, gap teeth, proto-glenn beck attitude, vague sexism, southern accent... anyone else surprised he didn't drop the 'N bomb'? I was waiting for it.
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August 28, 2009 on Kids Run Away From Home Over A Bacon Dispute The Darndest Things
Don't knock it till you tried it, dogg.
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August 28, 2009 on Mike Tyson Is Going To Eat Conan O’Brien’s Asshole Alive
The one thing I can say to Clooney's credit is that dude is pretty politically motivated and I doubt that he'd get involved with a project that totally glossed over those aspects of the story.
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August 28, 2009 on The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary
I've been looking forward to this but i didn't realize they stuck Clooney in there. He ruins everything.
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August 28, 2009 on The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary
Of course not, idiot. Women don't have anuses Only men poop.
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
The Peggy singing moment was very uncomfortable but did anyone else feel like someone picked up a "Symbolism 101" handbook while writing/directing this episode? It seemed pretty heavy-handed with the subtext.
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
The skirt has to be off for anal? I've been doing it wrong.
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
forseriousgum, someone touched a nerve. tyson was all hyperventilating. maybe all that sex talk just got him excited.
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August 22, 2009 on Mike Tyson Pro-Tips For A Successful Weekend
It's time for Gabe to water the tree of justice.
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August 19, 2009 on There’s Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand
If one liberal does something, they all do, you're right.
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August 19, 2009 on Let’s Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys
Nice generalization, dick. I actually spent a decent amount of time tearing down Bush-as-Nazi posters around campus during the 4 years of the Bush administration that I was in college, and never came across any other examples of such hyperbole during Bush's two terms. Also: excellent use of the BUT YOU DID IT FIRST argument. Haven't heard that one since I was in short pants.
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August 19, 2009 on Let’s Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys
I <3 my rep, Congress' nicest guy with the bow tie, Mr. Earl Blumenauer. Barney does make me fan myself from time to time, though. He's definitely my pretend boyfriend.
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August 19, 2009 on Let’s Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys
I saw a sign today advertising the "Steve Holt Magic Show" at this super old-school southern style cafeteria restaurant. STEVE HOLT!
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August 19, 2009 on There’s Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand
David Cross and I have the same birthday, grew up in the same place, and have very similar stories about how awkward it is to be a jewish kid interacting with your christian friends' parents in the south. JUST SHARING.
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August 18, 2009 on David Cross And Jon Stewart Giggle It Up In Giggle Town
The fat one on the swing (the less fat one, in red) is apparently six months pregnant. She's planning on buying all kind of "hatchet gear" for her baby, but I guess she is not planning to stop smoking while it is in her womb.
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August 11, 2009 on The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered
Don't hate people with different points of view, Tvwatcher87. Godric would be disappointed in you.
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August 10, 2009 on True Blood: A Bull In A Dress With Claws
He plays a (girl) child rapist/murder in that movie with marky mark this year, does that count?
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August 10, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
I just really want some of those black eye contacts. Maybe they should start selling them wherever they're selling the True Blood Mini Cooper and True Blood orange juice.
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August 10, 2009 on True Blood: A Bull In A Dress With Claws