sarah palin

Comments from sarah palin

A cannabis plant in a bucket, a super skinny girl playing with a rat and smoking, some dude with his balls half out... it's just like college.
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February 12, 2010 on An Interview With Die Antwoord
Bravo, Gabe. I just had a mindgasm.
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October 23, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
Why aren't these people fat? Shouldn't they be fat?
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September 23, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Three
The time to pass judgment on Megan Fox is not now. That time will come in 15-20 years when she makes her first denial of or admission to receiving "rejuvenating" plastic surgery. If she's straight up about it, we will be allowed to love her. As for now, she is too willing to think that Diablo Cody is smart for me to be unbiased.
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September 23, 2009 on Saturday Night Live To Blow The Lid Off This Megan Fox Thing
How can people who are this fucking bad at their jobs be allowed to exist. I know high school kids with better shoppin skillz than that.
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September 10, 2009 on The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made
Her attention-trolling shtick is wearing a bit thin but bitch is entertaining. I'm with you TILL THE END, dogg.
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September 10, 2009 on Awful Recognize Awful
I went to Niagara Falls last year. Hate to be a dick, Common, but I found it pretty hard to enjoy that amazingly beautiful part of 'god's creation' with all the tacky as hell tourist attractions surrounding (and in some cases blocking the view of) the thing. Niagara Falls only really made me think about how people are sometimes remarkably, unbelievably stupid in their pursuit of money.
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September 10, 2009 on Common Visits Niagara Falls
I think it says a lot that basically every blog I read that discusses this show was on board with the "Gramps is going to touch Sally" idea. Can't an old man just be a buddy to his emotionally needy granddaughter without being a secret kid toucher?
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September 8, 2009 on Mad Men: Jai Ho Ho
I like how they're finally turning it around and making Don seem like a flawed-but-decent person and Betty is the big asshole in that duo. As it should be, she's never not been terrible.
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September 8, 2009 on Mad Men: Jai Ho Ho
DORM ROOM!
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August 28, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Guy Is Your Boyfriend
Fat, bowl cut, gap teeth, proto-glenn beck attitude, vague sexism, southern accent... anyone else surprised he didn't drop the 'N bomb'? I was waiting for it.
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August 28, 2009 on Kids Run Away From Home Over A Bacon Dispute The Darndest Things
Don't knock it till you tried it, dogg.
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August 28, 2009 on Mike Tyson Is Going To Eat Conan O’Brien’s Asshole Alive
The one thing I can say to Clooney's credit is that dude is pretty politically motivated and I doubt that he'd get involved with a project that totally glossed over those aspects of the story.
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August 28, 2009 on The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary
It's a SYMBOL, man
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August 28, 2009 on The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary
I've been looking forward to this but i didn't realize they stuck Clooney in there. He ruins everything.
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August 28, 2009 on The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary
Of course not, idiot. Women don't have anuses Only men poop.
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
The Peggy singing moment was very uncomfortable but did anyone else feel like someone picked up a "Symbolism 101" handbook while writing/directing this episode? It seemed pretty heavy-handed with the subtext.
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
The skirt has to be off for anal? I've been doing it wrong.
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
forseriousgum, someone touched a nerve. tyson was all hyperventilating. maybe all that sex talk just got him excited.
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August 22, 2009 on Mike Tyson Pro-Tips For A Successful Weekend
It's time for Gabe to water the tree of justice.
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August 19, 2009 on There’s Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand