Nice generalization, dick. I actually spent a decent amount of time tearing down Bush-as-Nazi posters around campus during the 4 years of the Bush administration that I was in college, and never came across any other examples of such hyperbole during Bush's two terms.
Also: excellent use of the BUT YOU DID IT FIRST argument. Haven't heard that one since I was in short pants.
I <3 my rep, Congress' nicest guy with the bow tie, Mr. Earl Blumenauer. Barney does make me fan myself from time to time, though. He's definitely my pretend boyfriend.
David Cross and I have the same birthday, grew up in the same place, and have very similar stories about how awkward it is to be a jewish kid interacting with your christian friends' parents in the south. JUST SHARING.
The fat one on the swing (the less fat one, in red) is apparently six months pregnant. She's planning on buying all kind of "hatchet gear" for her baby, but I guess she is not planning to stop smoking while it is in her womb.
I just really want some of those black eye contacts. Maybe they should start selling them wherever they're selling the True Blood Mini Cooper and True Blood orange juice.
I'm generally of the opinion that the Coen Brothers are at their best when George Clooney isn't in their movies, so this kind of checks out alright for me even as it seems like an odd cross between Woody Allen and Wes Anderson.
How do you know it hasn't negatively impacted your life? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
(Seriously though every person I know who has taken some point of pride in not reading the Harry Potter books has eventually broken down and read them. And enjoyed them, a lot. Kids and overblown cultural phenomena suck and 'Just cause the radio will play you doesn't mean that you're great' and all but them Harry Potter books are a fun read. JUST TRYING TO HELP.)
I can see that. My roller derby viewing venue was Seattle, though I think there were teams from around the country there (it was at a music festival... i don't know why). I'm just sayin, it seems to be a thing for a certain subset of people to act like they're all hard core when in reality they'd shit their pants if someone drew a knife on them.
I've seen roller derby IRL (unfortunately) and for serious it's just a bunch of fat or suicide girl-esque chicks skating pretty slow in a circle, without hitting each other. I thought they would at least shove and punch but they did not. If a movie directed by Drew Barrymore is more hardcore than your life, it's frown o'clock.
My thought was that all my experiences sleeping with self-obsessed batshit crazy people have been less than mediocre, but you've made me see da lyte. Mariah Carey Sucks: GABE LAW!
Yeah I find it pretty weird/telling that every one of her videos I've seen recently (which is limited to this one and the one with Kenneth the Page) involves a working-class type guy with fantasies about her. Interesting power dynamicz!
I really can't think of anything more fascinating that an underschooled 15 year old's stream of consciousness. Positively Faulkneresque in its consideration of self and boys, I'm sure.
I don't know if it's the drummer but one of those dudes looks like one of the kids from that German tween pop band fronted by androgynous Sonic the Hedgehog.
Yeah, he's a sick sexist fuck, but she did it, and her parents allowed it, probably because she got paid like $100 bucks or something with the promise of more, plus she liked the attention, and that right there is Megan Fox in a nutshell.
Maybe she just hated assholes who happen to be Christian? Have you considered that angle?
HAHAHA no you haven't. Critical thinking is for jerks like Lindsay!
This is my local news channel. Sigh.
The day the Clemson Football coach resigned, it was the top story, they reported nothing else.
The day my mom's flight was delayed out of the local airport because another plane CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE on the runway? Not a word.
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