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Templates man, templates.

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December 17, 2012 on The Gossip Girl Series Finale Videogum Video Pizza Party

So this means Rufus and Lisa Loeb are together? What?

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December 17, 2012 on The Gossip Girl Series Finale Videogum Video Pizza Party

Chuck and Blair clearly live in the Bob Guccione mansion which is perfect

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December 17, 2012 on The Gossip Girl Series Finale Videogum Video Pizza Party

Thank god someone said something intelligent about vinyl. Records are a freaking twee novelty item

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January 15, 2012 on Watch Lana Del Rey On SNL

Almost as dead as her career after this performance

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January 15, 2012 on Watch Lana Del Rey On SNL

I’m amazed any sort of sound got past all the collagen

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January 15, 2012 on Watch Lana Del Rey On SNL

“I make better vibrations than that T-Rex ladies”

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June 14, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jeff Goldblum Plays Piano For Jane Lynch And Zooey Deschanel

Is that a MOCK NECK? Who is he? Elliot from ‘Just Shoot Me?’ This is better than all that J.Crew heritage shit but these outfits look like they were curated from the lost and found of an ailing country club in Connecticut.

Also, the “rust” mock neck makes him look like he has Kevin Spacey in ‘Pay it Forward’ chest.

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June 14, 2011 on Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously

I want to get this comment pregnant with twins. I think that’s why I get downvoted a lot or just not accepted in the commenting realm too much on Videogum proper. I treat Videgum like my e-weekend house from NYMAG and other forums I comment on. I treat it as a fun place to BS around or have a fun discussion on the impact of Garden State etc. It’s a bit of a oneliner factory with GIFs. And goddamn do I hate excessive GIFs. It’s not good humor, they’re just lazy visual references. I’ve been an OG on the internet for a long time, and GIFs are great for slowing the script down and that’s about it.

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June 3, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

Doctor Who is so oversaturated on the internet. I don’t even watch it but I can id most of the characters. I hate that. Same with Glee.

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June 3, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

I want to marry this comment or at least take it out for coffee

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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

I’d take a Ryan Gosling up nose pic if offered. His face is like a delicious piece of flan. Wait, what?

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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

Oh hi Cundela! I see you’ve bought an e-timeshare on Videogum! Welcome!

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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

1) Chat is awesome, not too many people are chatting. I think maybe removing the password would help with that. (I also miss harassing random juggalos that would come in) I’ll get back on the Goth Chat bandwagon (bloodwagon) when IRL stops interfering or it’s starts raining liquid eyeliner. (Does anyone know how to make the text bigger on chat? My screen is way too big for it to make the text bigger and command + doesn’t really work on Tinychat. #firstworldproblems)

2) I miss Gabe’s random tv recaps. I know it’s all NBC thursdays all day everyday, but there is only so much you do with Liz Lemon jokes and Joel McHale nudie pic news. Bring back Gossip Girl recaps, if you don’t want to I will volunteer my eyeballs and time because it’s basically the Onion’s version of NYC high society mixed with Apprentice: Celebrity Rehab Edition. Someone has to call Rufus out on being a horrible parent and Nate blowing the makeup budget.

3) Overall you are doing a great job! Keep up the good work and stay hydrated!

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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

Your new dad looks like my old dad. Your mom is a whore.

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April 21, 2011 on You’re Not Our Dad, New Old Spice Guy!

twss

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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!

Call me, I’m a bad influence

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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!

Gabe always looks like he fell out of Details magazine like a subscription card

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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!

I didn’t see Dan Humphrey anywhere!

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March 24, 2011 on Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends