schlocktober

Comments from schlocktober

Lindelof knows he got away with murder by parlaying "Lost" into an actual career. He and Cuse were always total hacks. I will never forget their shit-eating grins during the lead-in to the "Lost" finale. Fuck those guys right in their millionaire faces.
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October 17, 2013 on Goodbye, Damon Lindelof’s Twitter Account
This is what passes for a ping pong ball trick these days?
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October 9, 2013 on At Least We Don’t Have To Play Ping Pong With Knives
I will take this opportunity to point out that, as a kid, I thought the lyrics were "My anus will face it, I'm addicted to love."
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June 3, 2013 on This Little Boy Is Today’s #1 Internet Hero
The opening scene of season 4 was a glorified Eggo commercial that could have featured the characters from any two-bit sitcom. It was the beginning of the end. Is this news the end of the beginning?
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June 3, 2013 on Want To Talk About Dan Harmon Returning To Community?
The writer of that commercial is a total JAG Officer.
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May 23, 2013 on It Is 2013, Right?
Bill Murray + Crying = Tom Hanks?
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May 22, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Crying Bill Murray With Crying Baby
Wait, did Idris Elba die? Because otherwise, this is just silly.
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May 1, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch Is, Once Again, Britain’s Sexiest Man
If there was audio, you could hear him yelling "Five-Oh, Five-Oh!" as he runs toward the house.
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April 24, 2013 on Child Has Right Idea, Steals Car To Escape Church
Human multitasking is a fallacy.
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April 17, 2013 on Total Epic FAIL
H&G2: Jeremy Renner: Less Likable than Bradley Cooper?
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March 19, 2013 on What Should The Tagline Be For The Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters Sequel?
I wish I didn't know anything about KCC. Then I could maintain the illusion that video was actually the most self-aware thing I've ever seen. Alos, Star Wipe! (I'm taking my name off this.)
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March 18, 2013 on Katherine Chloe Cahoon Makes Her Mark On The “Harlem Shake” Meme Perfectly And Right On Time
"Now who's the horse?"
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March 17, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Justin Timberlake Enters The Five-Timers Club
I've never seen Walking Dead, but I really liked that sketch. It kills me when Nasim plays children.
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March 11, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Kevin Hart And Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Like a boss!
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March 11, 2013 on Mid-Day Dance Break!
She is behaving like a typical smart-ass teenager. The judge is a petty blowhard who's abusing his authority. It is irresponsible of him to let his personal feelings determine sentences. Now we get to foot the bill for her 30-day incarceration for not adequately kissing his ass.
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February 5, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Flipping Off The Judge In The Court Room
It's your basic Staute of Liberty play, with one exception.
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January 31, 2013 on A New Addition To Our Sports Blooper Reel!
Before this became a basketball fail, it was a running fail. That is a seriously indoor kid (takes one to know one).
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January 25, 2013 on Incredible Basketball Trick Shot Wait For It!
Seamless!
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January 24, 2013 on Could Robert Pattinson Be The Next James Bond?!
He's a pretty good Topher Grace impersonator. Good, not great.
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January 20, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Pizza Review