Comments from Scrabio

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August 2, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!

Hugh Jackman was always my favorite supeehero.

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August 1, 2013 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Jeff Dunham Destroy The Internet

Girl, alien is not the correct nomenclature. Xenomorph, please.

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July 30, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Alien Gossip At The Big Game

Mirror Mirror on the wall, which movie looks like it will be really great!

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November 23, 2011 on Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments

Say what you will about Libertarianism at least its an ethos.

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September 15, 2011 on This Is Your Ron Paul Supporter

Joss Whedon wrote that song himself? What a nerd!

*sniff* what a nerd.

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September 13, 2011 on The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences

Smartwater does the Bodie good.

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September 13, 2011 on We Should Probably Buy More Smart Water!

This video is the “more sand” for our generation.

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September 12, 2011 on This. Is. THE INTERNET!

Hydrangeas are so not en Vogue.

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September 6, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas

He should have probably taken the car. That store is not within comfortable failing distance.

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September 2, 2011 on Going To The Store


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September 2, 2011 on New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray

With milk he ran the cookie run in twelve parasecs.

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August 23, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Harrison Ford’s “Got Milk?” Ad

“You’re profile picture what surprisingly satisfying.” – a cat

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August 19, 2011 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

We’re gonna need a bigger ugh.

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August 18, 2011 on This Is An Actual Image From Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

This the ending of Battleship Spoiler Alert!

Explosions! Fade to white.

Fade to a little boy perched on the edge of a hospital bed with bandages wrapped around his head playing Battleship with his father. The sterile grey of the room is oppressive, but the boy smiles wide anyway.

Boy: D4!
Father: You sunk my alien battleship argh! We need to retreat to space – We’ll get you next time earthlings!
Boy: Oh Dad.
Father: You’re a hero.

The boy hugs his father. They embrace as the camera slowly dollies away.

And. Scene.

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July 27, 2011 on Which Of Today’s Two Terrible Movie Trailers Is More Terrible Than The Other One (Which Is Still Very Terrible)?

Pirates of the Carribean: The Trail of Captain Hook

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July 6, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie?