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“When he lets go of my hand I’m gonna make a break for it.” – Jack McBrayer

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February 6, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Alexander Skarsgard And Jack McBrayer Hanging Out

“HOW DO MY BOOBS LOOK? DO THEY LOOK GOOD!?” – the only thought to cross Heidi Montag’s mind for the past six years.

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December 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Merry Christmas From Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt

I thought being a millenial was just about not having a job because of your useless liberal arts degree, but saying you’re “an artist”. Am I doing this right?

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December 6, 2012 on Teen Korner: Yo! MTV’s “Millennials” Blog, Dawgs!

Fuckin tables, how do they work? Miracles everywhere, man.

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November 27, 2012 on Some Highlights From The “Quantum Physics” Section Of Tim Allen’s Website

WOOHOO! I was a production assistant on The Europa Report! I don’t know if it’ll be good, but I was there!

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November 16, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

“Don’t move! I’ll suck the poison out of your temple. I’ve seen this on Man vs. Wild.”

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November 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Mary Kate Olsen’s Romantic Kiss!

I wanna see the husband’s side of all this.

“So I got my wife this really nice set of monogrammed hand towels for our anniversary, but she found the box under our bed and is totally convinced that it’s porn. She won’t even let me explain because of “the darkness” or something? Also, I’ve been seeing that girl from The Ring lurking around. So there’s that.”

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May 2, 2012 on A Blair Witch Style Christian Horror Movie About Porn, Duh

*There is a deep-rooted, well defined subculture organized around choreographed dance.

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November 22, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: There Is Gender Bias In Hollywood

I’ll get into the Ball one week. Mark my words! I’m gonna hit the big time!

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November 19, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I seriously can’t watch this show much longer if Andrea continues to live. Every moment she’s on screen makes me wince and/or shout curse words so loud that I miss all the dialogue. FUCK YOU ANDREA!

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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?

And how bout that Canadian one? Yikes! I had no idea the acid they threw on Harvey Dent’s face came from a kitchen in Canada.

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November 9, 2011 on Well, Darren Aronofsky’s Anti-Meth PSAs Are Terrifying

Is this eligible for Oscar consideration?

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October 27, 2011 on Herman Cain Continues To Kill It In The Campaign Ad Game

The one where Jacob reluctantly becomes the coach of a ragtag youth football team in order to show up his older brother Esau and win the big game, stealing his birthright in the process because family values!

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October 21, 2011 on What Bible Stories Should They Make Into Willow And/Or Jaden Smith Movies?

PULP FICTION

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October 6, 2011 on The 10 Best Movie Opening Title Sequences

Mortal Kombat: Because you accidentally did Sub-Zero’s finishing move once and it was awesome but you still have no idea how to actually do it.

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September 29, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For The New Mortal Kombat Movie?

I was hoping to at least make it to lunch without contemplating my mortality. Thanks Gabe.

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September 29, 2011 on And So Begins The Futile, Lifelong Struggle To Exercise Control

The guy who insisted they all name their planes only comes up with “The Paper Airplane” for his? What the hell was that?!

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September 28, 2011 on In The Bin In The Bin In The Bin!

So drink rocket fuel? Is that what he’s saying in the beginning? Got it.

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September 26, 2011 on Drink Your Coffee Like An Astronaut