Comments from shayne

I'd like this more, if I could.
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May 12, 2011 on Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best
good to see they put sugar slam where she belongs. #shauvenistgum
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March 22, 2010 on The Juggalos Are Breaking This One Wide Open
Finally, the Christian music industry has picked up on No Wave. This is their "James Chance and the Contortions."
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February 22, 2010 on Awesome Video For An Awesome Song
This week I posted my highest-voted post ever and, I won't lie, I kinda dreamed about going for the gold. However, I'm very proud to have been beat (mercilessly) by such hilarious posts. You all deserve it in spades :)
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February 19, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I was JUST about to say this.
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February 16, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: The Movie
This may be a little off topic, but I had to share. So last night, for valentine's day, my wife prepared dinner for me when I got home from work. To set the "mood," she actually printed up everybody's Videogum valentines and taped them all over our apartment. I may not post as often as some other monsters, but I definitely do my fair share of lurking... enough that my wife knew to plaster all your smart ass valentines on our walls/mirrors/guitars/etc.
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February 15, 2010 on The Reset Button
I took a law class in high school as well. Our final exam was to write the constitution from memory onto blank sheets of paper.
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January 22, 2010 on A New Theme Song For Event Horizon, Finally
This reminds me of "Ink," which was a terrible abomination of a film.
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December 10, 2009 on Fading Of The Cries Is Tommy Wiseau’s The Room But With Swords
I laughed SO HARD at the idea of there being a "GUNT" watching the parody, and even harder viewing their myspace. AWESOME. They need to tour with Vampire Mooose and I'd totally go.
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December 7, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas!
I'm so jaded by your superciliousness.
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November 24, 2009 on Noah Baumbach Is Getting Older Or Something
fight tears. shit. ok, mulligan. when will we be endowed with deletion powers around here?
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November 13, 2009 on Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I’m Still Tasteless
I had to fear tears while watching tv with my wife so she wouldn't make fun of me.
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November 12, 2009 on Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I’m Still Tasteless
I feel like maybe Lady Gaga saw "Sleep Away Camp" at a very young age. Half her poses remind me of that creepy ass final shot.
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November 10, 2009 on You Win, Lady Gaga
Alright, I'm going to put my nerd hat on, here. V (at least the original mini series) was written as an allegory for the rise of the Nazi party. Now, clearly there are some errors in the writers' perspective of the Nazi's progress in a constitutional democracy, but that was the intention. I have severe doubts that any changes have been made in order to make some sort of commentary regarding the current administration. Just take it all as Nazi stuff and it shouldn't be so upsetting.
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November 4, 2009 on V: You Crazy For This One, Earthlings
The Science of Bleep (a brief history of censorship) Mod Dog and Glory (a hip dog in the 70's has his day)
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October 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 10
this comment is perhaps more poignant than I found the movie to be as I watched it, but now I'm thinking back and there were definitely "moments" (that's what jonze does best, right gabe?) like that all throughout the movie. I was not disappointed by the film, but it certainly didn't have some of the qualities I expected. it is what it is, however, and I accept it on its own terms. I'm going to keep the wheels turning, though, because I think it has more to offer beneath the surface.
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October 19, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are
from this point forward, when someone says something I don't like to me, I will invoke God's blessings repeatedly.
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September 25, 2009 on That’s Your Mayor: Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake
I remember Thundercats being a lot less creepy and a lot more exciting.
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September 24, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Three
since we're discussing A.D. for whatever reason, at the risk of being down-voted, "sit down, shut up" has greatly improved. we should watch it now.
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September 24, 2009 on Modern Family: A Poor Man’s (Attempt At) Arrested Development?
sounds like it was pretty tough for you.
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September 11, 2009 on Happy 9/11 Day, You Guys
interacting with Tyson is like petting a pit-bull.
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August 28, 2009 on Mike Tyson Is Going To Eat Conan O’Brien’s Asshole Alive
maybe it's to prolong the life of the batteries?
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August 21, 2009 on NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course
O.K., I just realized that by posting this I accidentally admitted to seeing the first one. hmm.
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August 17, 2009 on Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline?
White Chicks 2: The Revenge of Terry Crews
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August 17, 2009 on Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline?
O.K. 1. This was actually entertaining. 2. This actually happened to me once. Except it was a girl I was dating that took off for Europe (surprise graduation gift) for two weeks. I didn't freak out though. I hadn't thought about that for years, but this reminded me. Life, huh?
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
several days ago I had a dream (nightmare?) that charlie and dee were trying to get me to have a three-way with them. I remember it being fairly erotic and unsettling. don't tell my wife.
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August 6, 2009 on A Play About Karate And Friendship For Everyone