shazwagon

Comments from shazwagon

Doesn't own a castle now, does he?
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September 23, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook
The best moment of Contagion was when they open up her brains and find no clue.
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September 23, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook
Third World Blues: This page used up my broadband bandwidth.
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September 10, 2011 on This Week in GIFs
Awesome! I missed out on the free downloads, though. Can anyone help???
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September 6, 2011 on Elite Gymnastics – Ruin 1 & 2
This is fucking hilarity! I would call this farcical if I didn't know this was real! I mean...it's not real...GP's life is so removed from ground reality and all but the post is real. She actually wrote this garbage! Like, a teenager saying - "Today was the worst day of my life...ever! I had a pimple!". But, at least, you can expect them to grow up. Here the chances are so bleak...I mean this woman is supposed to be a grown up in every way...but is only legally grown up.
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August 5, 2011 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself
This comment would be great if it was the GIF itself instead of it's explanation.
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August 5, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is “Freezing Her Ass Off,” And “A Fucking Liar”
I am so glad that you lived to tell this tale!
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August 5, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is “Freezing Her Ass Off,” And “A Fucking Liar”
Also, I agree with you. He was probably one of the greats early on but I remember a time when almost every DVD I picked up had "Two-Thumbs Up!" (Sometimes "Two-Thumbs Up!...Way Up!!) pasted on it.
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August 4, 2011 on Roger Ebert Is Still The Best & Katherine Heigl Is Still The Worst
Don't forget that he also gave that Nic Cage POS 'Knowing' four stars. Okay, let me say that again: Roger Ebert gave 'Knowing' FOUR STARS!!
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August 4, 2011 on Roger Ebert Is Still The Best & Katherine Heigl Is Still The Worst
Don't know that but loved it! But the incident which still haunts me is when Kathrine Heigel called her manager, said "Feminism" and slammed the phone down. Love you, Gabe!
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August 4, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow Nourishes Her Inner Aspect
Wow. Can't wait to read your book (sarcasm)
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August 3, 2011 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?
Jeez, where's the shutup button?
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August 3, 2011 on New Year, Same Gwyneth
7 minute commercial? Gwyneth Paltrow? Not watching.
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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Dances With Clowns
Face Rubbed in Awfulness. This comes as close to a satire as anything I have seen which is not a satire.
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August 3, 2011 on The Revolution Will Be After Gwyneth Paltrow And Mario Batali Are Televised
And, um, all that was not in reply to 'Alice...' nomination.
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July 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
Who the fuck cares! One of the last thing on earth I want to be thinking about is Zach Barf's sex-life!
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July 24, 2011 on Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff
I have tried watching this film thrice and failed. For some reason, I just can't tolerate Jack Gyllenhall 'duding it up'! The opening montage, hence, was for me cringe worthy enough to just not watch this. (Please, be gay Jack!) Also I completely blame Tom Cruise for these kind of roles.. Also, when I got to know that Hathway has some awful disease I totally gave up. Seems like I made the right decision! I would also like to nominate When In Rome, all films starring Katharine Hegell, The Kids Are Alright (it was kind of okay but would love to read Gabe's take on it) and Gulliver’s Travels (Jack Black).
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July 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
The first listen left me underwhelmed too. But I'm sure that this is a grower as the write-up suggests! Off to give it a few more spins...
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July 10, 2011 on Beirut The Rip Tide Premature Evaluation
Actually, for me, it's that fact that makes this band more 'palatable' than most others in this genre.
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July 10, 2011 on Under The Influence: Deafheaven Roads To Judah
I would have thought that Fleet Foxes would turn up.
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July 10, 2011 on Haunting The Chapel’s Top 26 Metal Albums Of 2011 So Far
Wait! There have been so many metal album releases that someone had to pick TOP 26?!?
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July 10, 2011 on Haunting The Chapel’s Top 26 Metal Albums Of 2011 So Far
Of course, I was wondering while reading the review if I have seen it cause it sounded so familiar! Except, I would have remembered that awful put upon voice! BTW, I also remember hating that Audrey Tautou flick.
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July 3, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread
I am sorry but the James Blake attempt was one of the most annoying things I've heard this year.
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June 24, 2011 on Stereogum’s Top 20 Albums Of 2011 So Far
I really liked that book. It made me an atheist.
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June 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors
I totally second, and if possible, third, fourth and fifth this. Even though the old lady on the ceiling was awesome! Also "Priest"!
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June 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors
Was pretty excited about the Cronenberg flick until: Keira Knightley. Playing mad.
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June 24, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011
I love her since "A Good Girl" and "Friends with Money". I also agree that she's a great comic actor. Oh, and also liked her a lot in "The Switch".
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June 24, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011