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Please tell me this from The Onion…

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August 13, 2013 on Deconstructing: Death Grips’ No-Show Live Show And What We Expect From Concerts

Doesn’t own a castle now, does he?

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September 23, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook

The best moment of Contagion was when they open up her brains and find no clue.

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September 23, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook

Third World Blues:

This page used up my broadband bandwidth.

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September 10, 2011 on This Week in GIFs

More sanatoriums.

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September 6, 2011 on Rick Santorum Fails To Rest His Case

Awesome!

I missed out on the free downloads, though. Can anyone help???

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September 6, 2011 on Elite Gymnastics – Ruin 1 & 2

This is fucking hilarity! I would call this farcical if I didn’t know this was real! I mean…it’s not real…GP’s life is so removed from ground reality and all but the post is real. She actually wrote this garbage! Like, a teenager saying – “Today was the worst day of my life…ever! I had a pimple!”.

But, at least, you can expect them to grow up. Here the chances are so bleak…I mean this woman is supposed to be a grown up in every way…but is only legally grown up.

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August 5, 2011 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself

This comment would be great if it was the GIF itself instead of it’s explanation.

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August 5, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is “Freezing Her Ass Off,” And “A Fucking Liar”

I am so glad that you lived to tell this tale!

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August 5, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is “Freezing Her Ass Off,” And “A Fucking Liar”

Also, I agree with you. He was probably one of the greats early on but I remember a time when almost every DVD I picked up had “Two-Thumbs Up!” (Sometimes “Two-Thumbs Up!…Way Up!!) pasted on it.

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August 4, 2011 on Roger Ebert Is Still The Best & Katherine Heigl Is Still The Worst

Don’t forget that he also gave that Nic Cage POS ‘Knowing’ four stars.

Okay, let me say that again: Roger Ebert gave ‘Knowing’ FOUR STARS!!

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August 4, 2011 on Roger Ebert Is Still The Best & Katherine Heigl Is Still The Worst

Don’t know that but loved it!

But the incident which still haunts me is when Kathrine Heigel called her manager, said “Feminism” and slammed the phone down.

Love you, Gabe!

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August 4, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow Nourishes Her Inner Aspect

Wow. Can’t wait to read your book (sarcasm)

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August 3, 2011 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?

Jeez, where’s the shutup button?

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August 3, 2011 on New Year, Same Gwyneth

7 minute commercial? Gwyneth Paltrow? Not watching.

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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Dances With Clowns

Face Rubbed in Awfulness.

This comes as close to a satire as anything I have seen which is not a satire.

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August 3, 2011 on The Revolution Will Be After Gwyneth Paltrow And Mario Batali Are Televised

And, um, all that was not in reply to ‘Alice…’ nomination.

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July 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs

Who the fuck cares! One of the last thing on earth I want to be thinking about is Zach Barf’s sex-life!

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July 24, 2011 on Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff

I have tried watching this film thrice and failed.

For some reason, I just can’t tolerate Jack Gyllenhall ‘duding it up’! The opening montage, hence, was for me cringe worthy enough to just not watch this. (Please, be gay Jack!) Also I completely blame Tom Cruise for these kind of roles.. Also, when I got to know that Hathway has some awful disease I totally gave up. Seems like I made the right decision!

I would also like to nominate When In Rome, all films starring Katharine Hegell, The Kids Are Alright (it was kind of okay but would love to read Gabe’s take on it) and Gulliver’s Travels (Jack Black).

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July 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs

The first listen left me underwhelmed too. But I’m sure that this is a grower as the write-up suggests!

Off to give it a few more spins…

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July 10, 2011 on Beirut The Rip Tide Premature Evaluation