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This role should probably definitely be offered to Suri Cruise.

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September 23, 2011 on Who Should Play The Lead In Pride And Prejudice And Zombies, Whatever That Even Is?

CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

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September 22, 2011 on This Is Your Lucky Coin: The We Killed Osama Bin Laden Coin

I’m pretty sure that had I not read GP’s in-depth and provocative and appropriately lengthy investigation of the Emmys, I would have definitely probably wandered purposelessly into the street and gotten hit by a car that she may or may not have been driving.

When Gwyneth lives, other people don’t die.

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September 22, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook

So to believe in America is to believe that Texas should secede from the union, yes? Oh, okay excellent in that case I believe Rick Perry should stfu and sit down.

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September 21, 2011 on Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE!

There is no god. The angel is skitzophrenic.

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September 21, 2011 on Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally

Um, I’m here to audition for American idol?

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September 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Two And A Half Men Season Premiere

Here’s a thought- maybe the Fairy World from the beginning of the series was the Matrix and Sookie metaphorically chose the blue pill (wherein she jumped off the cliff with her grandpa) meaning that we’re NEVER going to get to know the magical mystery behind it.

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September 12, 2011 on True Blood S04E12: Season Finale

My favorite part was when Renee the sociopath, serial killer, baby possessor, came back to tell Arlene to be careful of dangerous Terry. I wonder what they’ll come up with that trumps being a sociopath serial killer who possesses babies.

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September 12, 2011 on True Blood S04E12: Season Finale

Remember that part where Jason got all high from drinking enough vampire blood to heal his burnt off blinded face? Oh yeah, that didn’t happen…. maybe he didn’t inhale?

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September 6, 2011 on True Blood S04E11: The First Rule Of Witch Club Is Don’t Talk About How Much You Hate Witch Club

Hey remember that part where Jason got all high from drinking enough vampire blood to heal his burnt off blinded face? Oh yeah, that didn’t happen…. maybe he didn’t inhale?

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September 6, 2011 on True Blood S04E11: The First Rule Of Witch Club Is Don’t Talk About How Much You Hate Witch Club

Also hey, Vince was drinking. So just pretend that rehab thing never happened.

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September 6, 2011 on Entourage S08E07: Deus Ex Millionaire