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The Department of Children’s Faces

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October 4, 2012 on What’s The Deal With Babies?

When the lights are on, the music says “everything’s all right”, but when the lights go off, the music says “this dude will inflate and sleep with the skins of your flayed family”.

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August 1, 2012 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Balloon Lover

uh… movie.

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July 27, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

I loved Life of Pi, but that movies looks straight up bad. Why did they need to make it look like everything is made of candy?

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July 27, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Can someone explain how JGL knew Bruce Wayne was Batman? Cause that whole scene I was listening, waiting for him to say something where I’d be like, “Oh, yeah, that makes sense,” and it just never happened. Was it that Bruce Wayne was all scowly from being an orphan, and so, duh, he must be Batman? Because that is what I got from that conversation.

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July 23, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises

I was so ready to love that album. I was huge fan of the first two, I liked Compliments when they teased the album with it, and then it came out and it didn’t do it for me at all. It just seemed to lack the spirit of the first two, I guess. I can’t really put my finger on it.

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June 22, 2012 on Preview Band Of Horses’ “Dumpster World”

I reeally hope they can turn this ship around after that (pretty terrible) third album.

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June 22, 2012 on Preview Band Of Horses’ “Dumpster World”

Yeah, as someone who could have been described as a Community fan at one point, I thought all three episodes were pretty terrible. The writing wasn’t great, and even the acting was kinda bad.

I didn’t even watch 30 Rock, because, you know. 30 Rock.

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May 18, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Finales!

Also, booo, Mercea; Davos is the best.

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April 16, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread

They may have switched the hand, but surely the injury is the same? The injury being that Stannis cut off some of his fingers for bein’ a smuggler… they reference it in the show very briefly (his pirate buddy Salladhor says something about it) so I don’t think they changed it.

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April 16, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread

Scarlett Johansson’s superpower is punching dudes with her hair.

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April 4, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

If I’ve learned anything in my life, it’s that snakes don’t just “slither” out of toilets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vTeXY-sLMy0#t=44s

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March 14, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Jon Hamm And Kim Kardashian Celebrity Feud

Aw, come on now. His early solo stuff was merely okay, but his last three albums were excellent. (If you couldn’t tell, I’m pretty fond of Singing Ax in particular.) But yes, let’s not get all Stereogum up in here. I don’t go there a lot, but is it just me, or are they kind of nasty to each other over there?

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January 31, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

J. Tillman AND Aubrey Plaza? Jeezum cripes, that’s a dangerous level of concentrated awesome.

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January 31, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I’m not totally sure how serious you’re being, but it’s not exactly a forgone conclusion that it would be multi-camera, considering how popular single-cam sitcoms have been lately.

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January 30, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Hey woah dude, even your vague description is a little spoilery. But depending how they split up the book, that shit might not even go down until the beginning of season 4 (though it definitely feels like a season 3 closer to me).

Also, if HBO cancels that show prematurely, I will be very, very sad.

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January 30, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Trailer, You Guys

I have to ask out of curiosity (I don’t really know much about her): does she really only have three songs? I mean, is that the whole set right there?

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November 5, 2011 on Lana Del Rey Debuts “Off To The Races”

The extra D stands for Dogshit.

” :( ” – The Hoff

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October 21, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

At first I was like, “Ha ha, sweet dance, Red Shirt”, but then I watched it again and realized everyone else’s dancing was equally hilarious. I think my favorite is the dude on the left in the black shirt at around 0:14. Sick moves, bro.

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October 20, 2011 on DANCE BREAK!

The first time I saw Ted Leo, he bashed himself in the forehead twice with his microphone and started bleeding and it was totally bad ass and me and my friends were all like “waaaaat.” I guess what I’m trying to say is, this video, while nearly perfect, would benefit from a little head-bashing.

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October 19, 2011 on Beyonce Lets A Fan Sing With Near Perfect Results