Skillet

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There doesn’t seem to be a lot of angst at the Banana Mango High School of Life, so it’s got that going for it.

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June 9, 2010 on This Is What You See Right Before You’re Born

This could be a new trend where celebrities make movies titled after things that define or interest them. Or at least a party game. Like Paris Hilton in “Penis”, or Gweneth Paltrow in “Myself” or “Myself 2, Still Me” you get the idea.

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June 7, 2010 on In A Surprise To No One, The Trailer For 50 Cent’s New Movie Gun Looks Terrible And Makes No Sense

“I have a “normal” straight marrige and it’s not boring at all. Especially since my wife has an enormous and unwieldy penis.” – Ted Haggard

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June 7, 2010 on Gay Marriage Would Be Just As Boring As Regular Marriage, Obviously

Same old hollywood story of a meteoric rise to sitcom fame followed by an equally meteoric languid downward spiral into peaceful old age and an eventual death from typical old age complications. Cliché.

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June 3, 2010 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Rue McClanahan

I prefer Amtrak’s “the drunk next to me threw up on my dining car hot dog made from the innards of the last person this train hit” two-step.

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March 26, 2010 on This One Is For Kevin Smith

I’ll have what she’s having… but with a little less orgasm and can we get a refill on these waters please?

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March 24, 2010 on Best New Party Game: 19: #calmmovielines

I’m most excited for the inevitable woefully misguided marketing tie in with a certain poultry processing company…

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March 16, 2010 on Mike Tyson Racing Pigeons Is A TV Show?

“It’s much harder to help Haiti with your pants down, but it is a lot easier to swordfight.”

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March 2, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven And Bill Clinton

That desk does look like it was made out of some sort of wood fastened together by the pulpy tears of a failed woodworker, finished with a varnish of gaudy dispair that just makes everyone uncomfortable.

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March 2, 2010 on R.I.P. The Tonight Show

It’s symbolic of both a generational and cultural division, and highlights at least some of the ways these groups do not understand each other. So, at the very least it’s kind of interesting I think.

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March 2, 2010 on R.I.P. The Tonight Show

Brighton Beacccph or Grand Theft Auto 4

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March 1, 2010 on Name The Russian Jersey Shore

It’s ok to like things when other people don’t! Really. Liking things isn’t about certainty. I never enjoy something and think “and those who don’t enjoy this are liars!!” Nobody’s really picking sides and nobody will have to go to court to defend the marriage ref. I don’t think.

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March 1, 2010 on The Marriage Ref For The FAIL

You know what? Screw it. “Riddle me this: what’s a napkin that goes in your lap but with which you do not wipe your mouth.”

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March 1, 2010 on Whoopi Goldberg Has Made 8 Ads About Peeing Her Pants, And They Are All Very Real And Very Hilarious

This show is eight full sacks of bad presumptions. Starting with that audiences will watch any of these people do anything. I won’t! Also, presumptions come in sacks. ALSO, I can post without safari crashing, so whatever else you can say about new videogum, that part wins in my book, the book of iPhone compatibility with a prologue concerning boredom at work.

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March 1, 2010 on The Marriage Ref For The FAIL

The best place to put conversation pieces is in the bathroom, where all the conversation happens. In my apartment, for instance, most of the conversation revolves around why the toilet is still flushing and usually ends in complex discourse concerning the jiggling of the handle. And world peace.

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February 26, 2010 on Oscar In The Bathroom Watch: Kate Winslet Edition

…or the new video model from Crystal Swing’s new single “He Drinks Whey Protein”.

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February 26, 2010 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: The Taylor Lautner Abs Drama

The opponents of national healthcare who say “you don’t want to have socialized healthcare like in Britain” have just lost the debate. Because if our hospitals had this I’d totally visit grandma more often.

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February 26, 2010 on You Wish The Quarantine Rapper Was Your Boyfriend

I drink NAPAALM and Battery Acid. Where’s my song guys?

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February 26, 2010 on Crystal Swing Presents “He Drinks Tequila”

My new job at an unnamed energy company has blocked videogum. I did not know this when I took the job. But if I eventually get promoted high enough, I’m going to have IT unblock it just for me. And give me a mat for the office to dance along to Gwenyth’s workout video.

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February 23, 2010 on Taking One For The Team: Gwyneth Paltrow Work Out Routine

IN related news, Atlanta, GA is experiencing a recent fury of electrical storms and tornadoes believed to be related to grave spinning, re: Martin Luther King Jr.

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February 16, 2010 on One Ginger’s Call To Arms