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(500) Days of Summer Are Finally Over
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August 30, 2012 on Best New Party Game 70: End Of Summer Movies
I'm still trying to figure out why we're just hearing about this story now. Was this story mentioned when it actually happened 10 years ago and it's just being repeated now because everyone wants to repeat their 9/11 stories for the 10 year anniversary? Or was this woman keeping this story all to herself just so that she could reveal it 10 years later?
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August 18, 2011 on “Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11″
Why does everyone find this so surprising and awesome? She's from the Ukraine, for pete's sake! I'm sure she speaks Russian to her parents! She may be hot, but she's no female Bradley Cooper, given that he wasn't born in France, so that makes it completely awesome and surprising that he knows a foreign language. Sorry, to be a party pooper, but I'm in a bad mood right now.
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August 3, 2011 on Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation’s Bradley Cooper
Most Ukrainians speak Russian. And, having taken Russian in college, I know that the language she's speaking is actually Russian.
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August 3, 2011 on Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation’s Bradley Cooper
Very interesting. I've never heard of that before. Wow, I just learned something new, and was entertained by two cute funny twins dancing, all in the same day! Videogum is really amazing!
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July 22, 2011 on The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies “Hey Ya!” Dance
Are you guys identical twins?
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July 22, 2011 on The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies “Hey Ya!” Dance
This made me morning! Also, they are doing 100 times better than I did with this song.
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July 22, 2011 on The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies “Hey Ya!” Dance
Whoops, I mean, "tweet [us] better than anybody's ever tweeted [us]"
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March 3, 2011 on That’s Your Phone App: The Bill Cosby App
So if we get this app, Bill Cosby will "tweet [us] better than anybody's ever tweeted [me]" and he will "hurt [our] face and body parts"?!? It sounds like if we download this app then Bill Cosby will drug us with Benadryl and sexually assault us!
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March 3, 2011 on That’s Your Phone App: The Bill Cosby App
Yeah, seriously. I wish I had all the time in the world to stand in one place and scream hateful things at people all day. But I don't, because I'm too busy doing things like working and sleeping and generally not caring about what religion other people choose to worship. And even if I had this much free time, I sure as Hell wouldn't spend it doing this.
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March 3, 2011 on Well, This Is A Particularly Hateful Tea Party Rally
Tracey Morgan's probably pretty jealous right now.
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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards
But his smile is the best! Who cares if he bombed the Oscars? As long as he giving us his sexy smile while doing it, I'm happy!
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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards
Why, thank you!
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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
I think every time someone goes too long with their thank you speech, they should play them off using Keyboard Cat.
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February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
Wait, was anyone else as disappointed as I was that he didn't take his underwear off? And that as soon as he started touching the chick's boobs, the cameraman cut to her leg warmers and high heeled shoes? I mean, come on! What kind of porno is this supposed to be?!?
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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker
i'm going shoot people just to see how tenaciously they hold onto life! I'm glad I got the chance to see how good people are at doing that! Sounds like a fun game to me!
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January 13, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Sarah Palin Did Not Cause The Arizona Shootings But Is Still An Asshole
Oh. My. God. I can't watch another second of her. Can we just agree that everything she does is ridiculous and disgusting and therefore never needs to be posted on this website again? Seriously, watching her is like driving past a car wreck; I know that what I see will leave me psychologically scarred forever, but I can't take my eyes away from it because it's just oh so interesting.
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January 13, 2011 on Sarah Palin Breathing Supercut
Ummm, how old are you, dude?
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January 13, 2011 on Sarah Palin Breathing Supercut
Hey, I'm black, and I thought this dude was homeless, too. But as a black person, I gotta let you guys know that I always feel like white people assume I'm homeless just because I'm black and I walk around in a heavy-ass winter coat. But the reality is, I'm not homeless and I wear the coat because I hate the fricking cold!
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January 13, 2011 on A Brief Note On The Subway Rat Video
Gwenyth Paltrow has always annoyed me. I always thought she looks like a Fraggle. http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/5/5a/Red.jpg
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January 13, 2011 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself