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All week I am going to picture Kelly re-reading hundreds of old posts, quietly sobbing into her banana sweater.
Frederick Wiseman! "High School" or "La Danse." "At Berkeley" came out this year, which I'm excited to see. Or try this riveting multi-part documentary about a crisis management firm in DC called "Scandal"
I found the perfect spot in my office where I get good cell reception, no one has a good view of the desk, and I can look very busy while watching Netflix on my phone. I'm on episode 4 of Scandal.
Now watch it again and notice the guy in the Gorilla costume!
Meanwhile the Asian American community continues to get their SNL laughs from non-Asians for the 39th straight year.
Kelly? Are you there? Are you still at work? OK sit down. I have something to ask you...
Just use your parent's HBOGo account like a normal adult!
But what 2013 role will we nominate Serkis for? I thought he was great as Harry's Tank Top in the One Direction movie.
I always knew legalizing gay marriage would lead to a man marrying dogs! :-(
Why didn't Miley Cyrus high five all three of her guitarists at the end of her song? Why single out just the one? Did she find something unique about him?
When I make bad puns IRL, I get eye rolls and accusations of "dad jokes." YOU GUYS GET IT, I LOVE YOU GUYS
The Days of Our Lives Are Getting Shorter
Three Men and an Adult Woman is basically what turned me gay
It's actually a prequel to "Born on the 4th of July" http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MCvCjDhZy6M/TGRLEhgSm_I/AAAAAAAAAg0/6sFIjkpAIkk/s320/born_on_the_fourth_of_july.jpg
It will be called You Can Count On Seeing Me and Kelly will hate it.
Harsh words coming from someone who wears the same t-shirt ever day http://videogum.com/wp-content/avatars/351/avatar_210351.jpg
Hark! Week* Week where you sing with angels
So stoked to find out what is up with Topher Grace before the week is out.
Pro tip: draft your witty/sexy response somewhere else and copy/paste Together we can defeat social media anxiety
"I will not rest until computer solitaire is hanging in the Louvre!" - all of us, I'm sure
Taken 3 will be a rom com about women trying to get with Liam Neeson, and he's all "Sorry, ladies I'm taken!"
I would try to fall in love with someone outside the dome in case it is love is that destroys the dome.
Mad men has been going for broke since the sort of boring season opener. Peggy stabbing her boyfriend seemed a little too "crazy-TV-show-plot-point-this-isn't-real-life" to me. That can also be said of that time the lawnmower ran over someone's foot, but that was so amazing it didn't bother me as much. bloodspatter.gif.
you gotta give it up to the Pussy Posse for standing up against the institutionalized misogyny and imperial politics in Putin's Russia though
"Houston, we have a space problem"
I wouldn't hit it, because a) I like boys and b) she's a cartoon. I would def hit Aladdin, though
She's just saying Hi to the little squirrel that lives in SJP's headpiece. "Haaay squirrelfriend!"
Pictured: Dorthy, the Tinman and a flying monkey from Harmony Korine's Wizard of Oz
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL" "Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!"
Was that the one with John Lithgow and the aliens?
Gabe's desktop is just cluttered with iceage.jpg's
I can't eat too many eggs at once because I have an egg white intolerance. It's not that bad, but sometimes I get a stomach ache if I eat too many. Lately, I fry up an egg (only one, no tummy aches, lol) and put it on top of a tossed salad. Frisse is a great green to use as a salad base with a fried egg. Also the Rollie looks like a masturbation toy.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 2: Jeremy Renner Prays There's No Sequel Clause in his Contract
Best New Party Game Other than Bingo