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http://emol.org/tv/nbc/tonightshow/key_art_the_tonight_show_with_jay_leno.jpg Jay Leno's tonight show is the most boring thing ever. This is the title card for the new Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I'm no font expert, but that looks a lot like times new roman, a font used for term papers. What's more boring than term papers? Jay Leno.
This sounds great. I hate to say it, but it will be cancelled. I'll definitely watch it when it premieres, but there's no way it's going to last, as much as we'd all like it to. Even if everyone who likes everyone involved watches it, it won't succeed because 1. It's on Fox and 2. The sense of humor is just too obscure (I'm assuming. Nothing cool ever lasts more than a few years, so let's all enjoy Louie while we can. Sorry.
NERDS! (Actually, I'm just jealous.)
I've always thought "officiating a wedding" was a strange phrase, because, you know, sports.
This preview looks/sounds like Annie Hall + Gravity from Starz.
This is the only time I've ever been so invested in a movie that I forgot I was watching a movie.
I got a personal record this week of +51! Really, all I care about is upvotes.
She's pretty.
I'm glad she told she was crying her eyes out, because I hadn't noticed.
This looks a lot better than my facebook movie. Which is me sitting in front of my computer clicking "refresh" for 90 minutes.
"You're a pain in my ass! You're a pain in my ass! STOP. BEING. THAT!" It's a pretty fair request.
ALL OF THE UPVOTES!!! ALL OF THEM!
Writer's room for "Vampires Suck": Guy 1: We should put Jersey Shore in this thing. Guy 2: yeah, what's a good joke? Guy 1: What if we just mentioned them? Guy 2: No, we need more than that. Guy 1: We'll call them dirtbags! Guy 2: Perfect!
Isn't George Washington's only claim to fame being the first white president? (Get it?)
lemme try again. http://www.makeagif.com/media/7-12-2010/BWw4i7.gif
After hearing this I was all like http://www.makeagif.com/BWw4i7
That's less funny when you realize that's probably what she was actually saying to herself.
http://youtubedoubler.com/pQxF
You put a leash on your dog?! How dare you!?! Those are for children!
What about the view? I'd say that's pretty sexist. They don't even have one male host.
Nooo! I was going to mention ICP! I guess that's what I get for not checking videogum at work.
"You know how a lot of times when movies have all-star casts the movie is pretty terrible? Well, this is kind of, like, the opposite of that." It's not super catchy, but it gets the point across.
" This summer. The FIVENAL DESTINATION! Get it? yeah, fivenal. It totally makes sense!" -This movie's advertisements.
I gave it another up vote. I think it's great. I'm so nice.
The other day I was in a fairly professional setting. Someone said "The person can't be fingered, but the automobile can be fingered." I tried so hard to hold back my laughter. Even if this quote was in context it wouldn't make sense.
I was 8-years old when Seinfeld ended, so I didn't see it (as far as I can remember) when it was on. But I feel like this is very Seinfeldian in it's premise. Great stand-up, then the episode based around the set. Also, stand-up bass to transition between scenes? I think that may have only been in the first episode, maybe as some sort of homage to seinfeld. Anyway, I liked it.
This better be sarcastic, because I upvoted it.
I remember after that happened everyone was like "What a terrible way to end your career!" But I was like "What a THE BEST way to end your career."
"Obama wants us to walk around with no arms." Sounds like a metaphor. Unfortunately, for him, it's not. He actually thinks that. Now we're gonna have to invent foot guns!
OH MY GOD! FOR TEN YEARS I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT WAS GWENETH PALTROW! In my defense I was nine when the first one came out and saw the movie MAYBE once since then.
I think you mean SQUEAKuals! At least it isn't that pun.
Those roof scenes look like they were filmed by high school film class.
Those roof scenes look like they were filmed by high school film class.