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So real talk, how many of y’all have tried to write “NO LOVE DEEP WEB” on your dick?
I briefly met Ish when he played in Dallas last year. Great dude.
Ambivalence! Something must be afoul!
Maybe Alex grew up in a house with hardwood floors
Where’s Gil-Scott Heron?
that’s Lieutenant LT Smash
I now have a big dumb grin on my face
It’s gonna be a good yeeeeeeeeeear
In its riiiight plaaaaaaaaace
In it riiiight plaaaaaaaaace
Not gonna feel right until RJ weighs in on this one
I don’t know if I want to live in a world where RubJon isn’t the one trolling…
Dude, I agree, the Yo Momma comment was the most awesome thing I’ve seen on here in a long time and I was pissed that it didn’t get the mad thumbs it deserved. I wanna buy Donny and Joe Howse each a smoothie for their respective efforts/contributions.
DONNY, YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN
this is perfect
Are you referring to my comment, the album, or the pulchritude of Victoria Legrand?
Guys, guys, guys….how have we gone THIS LONG without mentioning how much of a sexy sexy sexy Victoria Legrand is?
Party on, Garth
I’d like to thank my girlfriend Tallulah, who is also my cat. That is all.
but finally old enough to rent a car
FUCK ALL YOU BITCH ASS HATERZ! THIS VIDEO IS BETTER THAN THIRLLER! GOBLIN WAS THE BEST ALBUM OF THE PAST HUNDRED YEARS! THIS VIDEO BASICALLY SHITS ON YOUR FACE AND RAPES YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!
NORMAL PAST PUPPY SQUADRON HELP THEM ALL!
HELP PEOPLE, FIX THINGS, GO TO SCHOOL!
…aaaaaaaaaaand scene. I’m out, yo.
One of my fondest memories is driving to from Austin to Dallas around midnight, nothing except pitch-blackness all around, singing along with Teen Dream as I plunged into the void; it was the closest thing my little atheist self has had to a religious experience. If this song is any indication, I’ve got another religious experience on my hands.
FUCKING GOLF WANG, THIS VIDEO IS SOOO FUCKING SWAG, MAKES JACK WHITE LOOK LIKE A PUSSY
Hey look, I beat RubberJohnny to the punch