southernbitch

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i am going to a beauty pageant tonight and a 4th of july parade in a tiny Louisiana town tomorrow, so i am PUMPED!
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July 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
book catelyn is AWFUL
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
i thought it had already happened because someone posted this on facebook last week: http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa2be97efc72f6f96e3cd1f5a8b2d51a/tumblr_mm1wefWH9y1rfk4qho1_500.gif and i made a spoiler-y comment on it and people got maaaaaaaad at me.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
i have not seen game of thrones the television show, but i have read the books! watching the internet and facebook explode over this has been a distinct pleasure.
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June 3, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men)
i'm always super stoked when i see new examples of the southern female mystique. it makes me feel like i am a part of a grand tradition.
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May 28, 2013 on Prancercise: A Fitness Workout
MEANWHILE: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2013/05/mothers_day_shooting_victim_10.html#incart_maj-story-2 gwyneth's "suffered too much". for fuck's sake. maybe she is literally playing a character at this point? maybe she is just fucking with us? ugh. this week has been awful for me and several of my friends (one of whom lost a fucking kidney in this shooting) and i just cannot even begin to think about this fucking bitch right now.
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May 14, 2013 on About Gwyneth Paltrow’s $950 Shot Glass
and then mullholland drive.
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May 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Description Of The Matrix By A Mom
no, i don't think it was a statement. he was super goth, he was like, celebrating the things that he loved. it was just really amazing because in a sea of talentless people desperately trying to make "good" art, he was effortlessly turning out technically amazing work that didn't have all the obsessive "stretching towards making a statement" thing that everyone else was doing. plus there were very few actually talented painters in the program, so it was really weird whenever you'd see a group show, because the five or six amazing painters really stood out, and he especially stood out because he was so obviously just doing his own thing and not really all that concerned with adding to the pantheon of american painting. i'm willing to bet he's making a killing as a niche artist right now, to boot. i would try and look him up but i don't have the faintest recollection of his name.
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May 2, 2013 on So People Are Still Making Lost Fan Art, I Guess
i struggled through years of art school to get really great at drawing and painting, and then when i graduated i just completely stopped doing it and now i'm terrified i don't know how to do it anymore. secretly i wonder if i became a photographer because i thought it was easier. which it is not, as gabe pointed out above, it's actually really hard and filled with self loathing.
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May 2, 2013 on So People Are Still Making Lost Fan Art, I Guess
there was a boy i went to art school who was a PHENOMENAL photo-realist painter, which is duh super difficult, and all he would ever paint were these elaborate tableaux of goth girls lounging around in graveyards. huge huge huge paintings of these! and super cheesy looking! but also really amazing. it was very confusing.
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May 2, 2013 on So People Are Still Making Lost Fan Art, I Guess
i've had a pretty decent day and a really great week so far. i've been getting a lot of really positive feedback for my current creative project, which is always super gratifying and a huge relief, since it means you're not just wandering around yelling about stuff and no one is listening or caring. and i'm gonna go eat cheap oysters with friends tonight, so the forecast looks pretty good!
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April 24, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
i felt really sweet and supportive for this kid before the "ain't nobody got time for that" meme showed up cuz that meme makes me feel really conflicted.
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April 24, 2013 on Ryan’s Project
and by "prefect" i mean "perfect".
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April 24, 2013 on And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter
i dont know if your avatar of the old dude finger-checking the world predated this thread, but it's prefect.
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April 24, 2013 on And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter
y'all. so apparently rahm emmanuel and a bunch of chicago businessmen launched seed chicago via kickstarter, which is supposedly a way to facilitate small place-based business development in poor neighborhoods in the city. i feel really, really weird about it. i've been thinking about it for days and i can't quite put my finger on why, except for maybe that it strikes me as people with legit power and money (the mayor and world business chicago) trying to push the responsibility of supporting neighborhoods that were basically destroyed by shitty local, state, and federal decision making that determined how economic development played out over the past 50 years in those communities onto everyone else. thoughts? help me through this one, guys. http://www.kickstarter.com/pages/seedchicago
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April 24, 2013 on And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter
are celebrities still into adopting poor kids? do you think she would have any interest in adopting a 29 year old white trash girl from the south?
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April 24, 2013 on Hollywood’s Most Hated Celebrity Also The World’s Most Beautiful Woman?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Decimal_Classification
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April 23, 2013 on What Is Ian Somerhalder Talking About?
i am seriously dreading the political analysis that's gonna be spewing for the next couple of days and weeks while the news tries to figure out how to make a logical story out of these two fucked up boys being some vanguard of chechen terrorists.
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April 19, 2013 on Don’t Even Worry, Guys, The World Is Still Spinning
according to their website (no judging the fact that i went there!), it IS doug hutchison photoshopped to look like a corpse. this fact is actually the most gross thing to me.
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April 3, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Courtney Stodden Appears Topless On Cover Of Magazine About Corpses