Comments from Spikelee3000

Twitter is dumb. Unless you’re a thirteen year old girl, you shouldn’t be on it in the first place. And Stereogum should stop writing about it.

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August 27, 2015 on Grizzly Bear’s Ed Droste Deletes Twitter Account Amid Backlash For Taylor Swift Comments

It would be funny if the next Star Wars movie featured a Jar-Jar Binks-style character named Jeff Tweedy, and when questioned about it, J.J. Abrams claims he knows nothing about Wilco.

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August 18, 2015 on Jeff Tweedy Doesn’t Even Like Star Wars (The Movie)

So because he’s a weird celebrity, he’s not allowed to have fun? Thanks for the update, TMZ.

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July 24, 2015 on Billy Corgan Braves Disneyland

If you agree with everything that I’m saying, downvote this comment!

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July 22, 2015 on Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift Quarrel Over MTV VMA Noms

Ooook I guess this poptimism thing really has legs around here now. Sad times.

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July 22, 2015 on Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift Quarrel Over MTV VMA Noms

In other news, Stereogum is now referring to Nicki Minaj as an “artist.”

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July 21, 2015 on Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift Quarrel Over MTV VMA Noms

Hey CeeLo! After hearing this atrocious song, all I gotta say is…
Forget you-oo-oo!
Hoo hoo hooo!

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July 17, 2015 on CeeLo Green’s “Robin Williams” Is Some Craven Shit

meanwhile, starving children in the third world have nothing to eat but old records…

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July 7, 2015 on Finally A Playable Tortilla Record

I hate his shtick but this song is pretty.

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July 7, 2015 on Mac DeMarco – “Another One” Video

I quickly read that as a duet with John Madden, which would be too awesome to ignore. Imagine… Just Hilary’s awful processed voice being drowned out by John Madden yelling in his belligerent uncle voice.

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June 18, 2015 on The Week In Pop: Hilary Duff Joined Tinder And, Oh Yeah, Made A Decent Album Too

yo la tengo covers always rival the originals. what a treat.

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June 3, 2015 on Yo La Tengo Announce New Album Stuff Like That There, Share Two Songs

Funny how Albert and Julian used to both be these dudes looking rock n roll cool in leather jackets. Fast forward a decade: Albert’s style is channeling Jack Johnson and Julian looks like the toughest lesbian at the biker bar.

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May 30, 2015 on Watch Julian Casablancas + The Voidz Cover The Strokes To Albert Hammond Jr.’s Horror At Primavera Sound

this band sounds like a modern version of Linkin Park. the kids can have it.

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May 28, 2015 on The Week In Pop: Meet Twenty One Pilots, The Biggest Band You’ve Never Heard Of

Boring cover, but the album will likely be one of my favorites of the year when it drops.

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May 27, 2015 on Beach House Announce New Album Depression Cherry

seriously heartbreaking. people are such dick holes

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May 24, 2015 on Surfer Blood Lose Donations For Cancer-Stricken Guitarist In Van Break-In

“The classic formula didn’t produce another pop smash, but Move Like This abounds with the weird energy that powered the Cars’ time as the goofiest-looking motherfuckers in pop.”

Ah yes, The Cars truly stood out as being goofier looking than that guy who wore the eye patch in Dead Or Alive. And Boy George. And, oh I don’t know, everyone in DEVO.

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May 22, 2015 on The Cars: Door To Door (1987) / Move Like This (2011)

This calls to mind the time when Weird Al parodied Diddy with “It’s All About the Pentiums.” Waiting for Drew Carey to jump on stage and assume the role of Jay Z’s hype man.

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May 17, 2015 on Watch Jay Z Diss Apple, Youtube, & Spotify During Freestyle At NYC B-Sides Concert