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 0Posted on Feb 11th | re: Madonna Comments On M.I.A.'s Bird Flip (35 comments)

MIA is about as punk rock as the 13-year-olds at the mall who wear the Ramones t-shirts.

The Beach Boys reunite to play with The Bitch Boys.

 0Posted on Feb 9th | re: Watch Lana Del Rey Perform At Amoeba Records (57 comments)

She sang Video Games and it sounded pretty good; mission accomplished, LDR.

Can’t beat free shows.

 0Posted on Feb 8th | re: Watch Die Antwoord On Letterman (16 comments)

Dave’s face says it all (“I’m getting too old for this shit”).

 +2Posted on Feb 6th | re: Watch M.I.A.'s Super Bowl Middle Finger (41 comments)

I hope she managed to DVR her performance so she can check it out later on her 80″ flatscreen with surround sound audio and maids bringing her mixed drinks. It would be like reliving the experience except in the comfort of her own Brentwood bubble.

 +3Posted on Feb 5th | re: Adam Lambert Is Queen's New Singer (72 comments)

I’d be careful around Eric J. Schultz. From his profile picture we can deduce that he is bald, angry and has a handlebar mustache: all indicators that he has possibly thrown a guy or two through a plate glass window. I would not want to be the one to tip over his motorcycle.

 0Posted on Feb 2nd | re: Watch Bon Iver's Grammy Commercial (17 comments)

I like how the birds formed his body in the sky… So… Bon Iver is God now?

 +4Posted on Jan 27th | re: Album Of The Week: Cloud Nothings Attack On Memory (24 comments)

This album is doing cloud nothing for you?

 +6Posted on Jan 27th | re: Watch D'Angelo Return To The Stage In Sweden (10 comments)

Hopefully on stage he’ll be totally naked but standing at an angle where we can only see just above his dong.

 +6Posted on Jan 24th | re: Bon Jovi x Bon Iver = Bon Joviver (107 comments)

The Black Eyed Keys

 -2Posted on Jan 24th | re: Soundgarden Disses Kanye (146 comments)

A few scattered points I want to make. I lack the time and eloquence to connect them with segues…

1. Soundgarden has to be the least relevant band ever mentioned on this website.

2. Kanye may be an ignorant jackass at times, but he is in no way mentally handicapped.

3. Why are people pretending to be offended at the word “retard”? It was certainly insensitive, but let’s get real here. People say stupid things every day.

4. Chris Cornell definitely says stupid things every day

 +3Posted on Jan 22nd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (28 comments)

Now I feel kind of like Juliette Lewis for my glorified Lana Del Rey slam. What I really meant to say is that Lana is “fresh and yummy,” whatever the hell that means.

 0Posted on Jan 17th | re: The Magnetic Fields - "Andrew In Drag" (11 comments)

“Shag” and “Not my bag”… Did Merritt watch Austin Powers before writing this one? Regardless, awesome song and I can’t wait for the whole album!

 +28Posted on Jan 16th | re: Watch Lana Del Rey On SNL (205 comments)

She sounded like Jason Segel’s Dracula voice from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

 +2Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey - "Off To The Races" (Studio Version) (37 comments)

In the end, it doesn’t matter whether Lana Del Rey has more fans or haters. In the words of the long-forgotten Lady Sovereign, “Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession.”

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Ra Ra Riot Do Fallon (7 comments)

Both bands get a nod of approval from me.

 -4Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: NME's 150 Best Tracks Of The Past 15 Years (145 comments)

I take issue with this playlist featuring two tracks by M.I.A.

 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Steve Jobs (55 comments)

It’s pretty hilarious how “down-voted” my original comment has become. You’d think I mentioned America’s decline on The O’Reilly Factor blog… didn’t mean to come off as unpatriotic. My sincerest apologies!

 -1Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Steve Jobs (55 comments)

Today, most of the world’s innovators are from China and India, which is why these countries are ready to take center stage and wake us from our delusions of grandeur. Jobs seemed to be one of the last great American pioneers and, to me, his death seems symbolic of the end of a prosperous era and moreover, yet another indicator of our country’s decline.

 -7Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Steve Jobs (55 comments)

Steve’s unfortunate passing was the final nail in America’s coffin. It’s all downhill from here, folks.

 -2Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Metallica Turn 30 (17 comments)

It should read “Metallica Turns 30.” The band is singular, not plural.

 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2011 | re: The Drums - "Money" Video (10 comments)

First they aped The Cure, now it’s on to The Smiths. Crossing my fingers that album #3 brings us Bono!

 +3Posted on Sep 10th, 2011 | re: Premature Evaluation: Das Racist Relax (40 comments)

Which combination of restaurants will they be rapping about on this disc?

 +1Posted on Sep 4th, 2011 | re: Hear Jack White Collab With Insane Clown Posse And JEFF The Brotherhood (82 comments)

This would have been funnier if it happened a year ago, when “Miracles” came out. At this point, it seems like a very stale idea.

 0Posted on Aug 20th, 2011 | re: Matt & Kim, Soulja Boy, & Andrew W.K. - "I'm A Goner" (17 comments)

Incredibly accurate.