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Hardy is one of my heroes too! I like The Mayor of Casterbridge and Jude the Obscure, but Return of the Native isn't bad either. . .
It tastes like dogshit fucks! Or something.
I'm sorry, but it's impossible not to LOVE an episode that contains the following exchange: Tom: "I'll show up to your house with bells on." Patti: "You mean with LABELLES on!"
When are you going to settle down and give me some grandchildren so that my heart isn't brokeback mountain.
They Shoot Turkeys, Don't They?
Ever since Anthony Bourdain referred to Emeril as an Ewok, I can't look at him without thinking "Yub Nub."
I already hate how many people are going to send me this, thinking it's clever.
This was my pick, too. Along with THE NANNY, obviously!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slqQ4ND8NGY
More than 9 out of 10 Americans didn't see "Six Days, Seven Nights"; and they were the lucky ones.
I'll be able to masturbate to Rick Derringer's voice. Instead of just masturbating unaccompanied.
"Tell us how Miracle Whip impacts [sic] your relationship for a chance to win $25,000 for your wedding or divorce." I think it's safe to say that we are all irrevocably doomed.
Back in my day, we didn't even have trampolines. You just jumped and hit the ground.
It's like Bob Saget's wet dream.
This was not meant to be a reply to your comment. It was a joke about white women savior nonsense. I'm dumb.
Zack Braff ate here and got fat. I misunderstood the assignment.
I thought the previous week's opening scene with the violinist and fat bathing homeless dude was importanter, but I agree, important.
I renominate Book of Eli, for its pretentious and portentous straining after allegory. Also, Radio Flyer, starring the hobbit. Also, The Hobbit.
White people in robes waving to the sky in unison? WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Just Ice for Alex! Because his orange soda is getting warm.
This never would have happened if he hadn't shaved his magic mustache.
I nominate Chasing Amy. Yes, I know you did it already, but once isn't enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZHpzTNzK4&NR=1
Oh my gooahd, WHAT A DRINK! Milk and coahfee, mixed together! We'll go to the coahfee shop, sit down, have a donut, have a bagel...!
Take my talk show host. PLEASE.
That would explain my Nigerian erection.
Boredom...from watching an episode of "Two and a Half Men." It's so meta, DUUUUUUDE!
Can we get his tooth marks to verify?
I'm not 100% sure I followed that, but I'm pretty sure I agree.
I broke up with my ex the night we watched this movie on Netflix. For that reason I am very grateful that this movie exists.
Book of Eli. THE BOOK OF FUCKING ELI.
I don't believe there's an irrevocable line comedians must never cross. If they're funny. But nothing Tracy Morgan said was actually funny, and that's a problem. The same way Don Imus ("nappy-headed hos") Michael Richards were painfully unfunny. If you're going to cross a line, you'd better base it on some real wit and not just edginess for edginess' sake.