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UGH. Kidz today. Need to get off my goddamn lawn.
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January 27, 2011 on Thursday, January 27th, Ends With Kidz Bop Covering Usher
If Kidz Bop existed just a little bit earlier in human history, they could have done something clever with that... something about Generation X Plays YYZ... I don't know. Besides, I think this kid already has it covered: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XsYuHbXZUk
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January 27, 2011 on Thursday, January 27th, Ends With Kidz Bop Covering Usher
So what really confuses me about this video is why they keep showing kids standing around pretending to play guitars and basses and stuff, when NO SUCH INSTRUMENTS EXIST IN THE SONG. I mean, I'm a crotchety old young man and have been grumbling for years about how no one in music videos bothers to sync their playing to the music anymore these days, but COME ON. Those instruments aren't even in the song. UGH.
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January 27, 2011 on Thursday, January 27th, Ends With Kidz Bop Covering Usher
I cannot honestly tell how serious you are being with this comment, so I'll just say to be careful, mister. You are on some thin ice here.
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January 27, 2011 on That’s Your Adrian Grenier: Adrian Grenier In Adventures Of Power
No, Country Music already existed, thisismynightmare.
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January 27, 2011 on That’s Your Adrian Grenier: Adrian Grenier In Adventures Of Power
Actually I'm pretty sure she's had a pussy for WAAAY longer than she's had her money. Not that some worthless pantie-clad upskirt shot would give us any evidence one way or another on that.
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January 27, 2011 on We Are All Doing It Wrong
Guys, we are all going to barricade ourselves in a building for an entire night to practice until we are as good as this guy. Do you see where I am going with this? It will be a pop-and-lock-in!
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January 27, 2011 on We Are All Doing It Wrong
See, these ads made me WANT to wear Old Spice, but to me the point of deodorant (emphasis on the "de") has always been to make one not smell, rather than to cover up one smell with another, more powerful smell. Old Spice is basically cheap armpit perfume, is what I'm saying. I'd rather smell like nothing. Which is to say, I'd rather smell clean.
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January 27, 2011 on Old Spice Guy Is Back, Too! Everyone Is Back!
You, sir, are a hero.
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January 25, 2011 on Why We Need A Christian Dictator
I love it when white Christians complain about having their visions for this country challenged. And also when they talk about how terrible it is when folks become preoccupied with only their own selfish needs. This poor man! No one is hearing the voice of HIS group of people!
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January 25, 2011 on Why We Need A Christian Dictator
You mean you've seen the skin next to her vagina? I mean come on, she's wearing panties. Not that I particularly WANT to see Gwyneth's Paltr-hole, but I don't see how this is all that salacious given that it shows nothing that a bikini wouldn't.
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
I think before he can win an oscar for acting he has to start... you know... acting. Wake me up when that happens.
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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know
So in what I see as this trailer's central metaphor, the "table leg" is the bankability of Samuel L. Jackson, Hollywood is the one that has "got hold to" it, and we are all the collective head which is being beaten, until Hollywood eventually gets tired, puts its foot on us, and pulls it out. Which is a shame, because I used to like the guy before he started being in every movie and always just kind of playing to what everyone expects from him - i.e. lots of shouting and tirades.
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January 25, 2011 on The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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January 24, 2011 on The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz
'cause when I abandon my elected responsibilities, I ain't comin' back!
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January 18, 2011 on Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
I found this genuinely upsetting. That kid is going to grow up with some serious traumatic memories. Of course, we are straying a little bit away from the central issue here, which is why ANYONE thinks eyebrow waxings are a good thing in the first place. I don't think I've ever met a single non-heinous person with waxed eyebrows.
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January 14, 2011 on This Is Your Eyebrow Waxing Appointment: 5-Year-Old’s Eyebrow Waxing Appointment
Who the fuck is Andrew Garfield?
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January 14, 2011 on FIRST LOOK AT ANDREW GARFIELD IN SPIDER-MAN REBOOT!
Just so you know, I think I am forever henceforth going to imagine all of Steve Winwood's comments being spoken in the Plinkett review voice. It combines two of the best awful things about the internet!
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January 3, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
I'm glad somebody else pointed out the misspelling of "memoriam", so that I wouldn't have to, but I'm not gonna lie: it took me a good 30 seconds to parse "hahajknowinwoodo." I was like: haha, ok, got that j... probably means just, ok knowin... so he just is knowin something woodo.... wait, what? Haha, he's just knowin woodo? Who or what is woodo, and how can I get to know it?
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December 24, 2010 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective
I have a whole Satellite of Love for you and this comment.
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December 20, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: TRON: Legacy