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So is Carmen Petaccio the new Gabe and Sleepy Hollow the new How I Met Your Mother and blogging about it the new Putting Food On Your Family?
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November 27, 2013 on Sleepy Hollow S01E09: Ichabod, You Are A Father
"Another Big Data Solution Cloud Retention Tech Networking stumble? Why do i keep stumbling this trash??"
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November 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
"Oh man, my hand looks so weird, like a backwards clamp hand of some sort..."
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November 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
I feel like David Fincher translated the same idea into his directorial style.
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November 24, 2013 on Brainstorming Names For The Batman Vs. Superman Movie
Al Swerengen sounds like how Arnold Schwarzenegger would pronounce his name.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Coach is really starting to meld in. But he still slightly feels like a douchethug playing pretend dork-mellow.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I stopped watching the league a season ago when it started feeling like a gang of arrogant dullards who's jokes are funny only within their clique. They used to be weird and lovable, regardless of their failings as human beings.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I guess they should have just resolved his issues and attained his goals in episode one. Weird how they didn't do that. Also i'd like to make a snide remark about the plot of the extras being identical to some show where some hapless schmuck tries to attain certain achievements but fails, which i feel there are plenty of out there, since it's a generally present theme in pop culture, but i can't think of any.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Derek was terrible. I had no idea what Gervais was trying to do by playing a mentally challenged character while refusing to admit to doing so. I feel like he's waging battles that make sense only in his mind. Stephen Merchant on the other hand seems like a lovely fellow with a strong and sensible moral compass.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I can't stand it. It has the comic sensibilities of a laugh track show. I basically gave up after that episode which started with disposing of smelly socks with a bomb diffusing robot. Have mercy!
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Parenthood has become a weekly soap, and not a very good one at that. The plotlines are cliche and forced, and they manage to make me hate practically everyone i used to root for.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Confession: Being based on legos look like a good excuse/reason for that movie to take liberties in being super fun and goofy. RELAXO everyone.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys
With a name like Kitty Pryde she's probably an unflinching advocate of female rights, which the Hollywood patriarchy simply couldn't allow.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys
I kind of like that now that Gabe's not here, Kelly can like a Roman Polanski film without making a point of being the sentinel of morality. But it's great you're here to keep the fire burning That One.
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November 3, 2013 on The Videogum SpooOOoooOOoky Movie Club: Rosemary’s Baby
What about the rest of the music? I love the choices. Such wonderfully corny melancholia, just as sadness often is.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
That's a ridiculous complaint. Seinfeld had 10 years of hopelessly unchanging characters. Not to mention it's the very beginning of the show, and you're expecting a significant evolution on the resolution of his flaws and shortcomings.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Bye Gabe. We'll always remember you for your glowing How I Met Your Mother recaps and your poignant critique on boundaries concerning The Onion calling Quvenzhané Wallis the C word juxtaposed against the time you did this: http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/09/sad_don_draper.jpg Hope you get a chance to expand on your volunteer work as a nurse in Africa, leaving the callous opulence and privilege of the western world, which often infuriated you so, behind.
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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
Uh, Gabe. There are like 5 movies about slavery, and i'm pretty sure like 3 of them are lifetime movies. OK maybe there are more movies about slavery, but if there can be a bazillion movies about WW2, then there sure as heck can be more than a dozen movies about slavery. It's not like every summer there are competing slavery blockbusters. Chill out willy G.
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July 20, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
If you tiny tiny baby swims across the pool all on her own i think it's time to ditch the condescending cutesy baby-voice and congratulate your baby with some rightfully earned respect!
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June 28, 2013 on This Baby Knows How To Do Summer
I don't get it. The wig she's wearing is a sort of an Anime wig, and Anime cartoons are known for their renditions of uncommonly huge, round eyes, so it's not just that she's racist, she's also a big nonsensical dummyhead.
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June 26, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Kate Gosselin’s Racist Photo
You will live on in our dreams as scary Homer. <3
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June 20, 2013 on
I kept being so mad at the director for cutting away to the closeup during most riveting parts. Great showcase of your directing prowess Mr. Two Cameras. Why don't you go fly a kite!
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February 8, 2013 on Please Hold Your Judgment: Windless Kite Flying
If you live in a society of marauding zombie spider-people and you go and use their net as a trampoline because you like the liberating feeling it gives you, then sure, the larger issue is that society has devolved into gangs of marauding zombie spider-people, but the more immediate issue is UH WHY WOULD YOU BE AN IDIOT AND GO AND DO THAT?
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December 17, 2012 on What The Fuck, Matt Lauer?
There's nothing more fun than SPECIFIC roles! Teens love structure and boundaries!
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November 5, 2012 on Homophobic Facebook Group Uses Degrassi: The Next Generation To Promote Hateful Agenda #HateFAIL
They NEED me on their team? But their team has worldwide acceptance. That doesn't sound like a team that's aching for my membership.
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November 5, 2012 on Homophobic Facebook Group Uses Degrassi: The Next Generation To Promote Hateful Agenda #HateFAIL
I'm sure Gabe is so particular about who deserves help and sympathy because he's a male nurse in Africa, and writing a pop culture blog is just an outlet to channel his disgust with the callous opulence of the western world. I'm sure.
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September 14, 2012 on Enough With The Bullying Stuff
By the looks of those magical, flying rainbow poops, i'd say some good acid.
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September 5, 2012 on Think Toilets Are Gross? Put One In Your Pocket!