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Cameron Diaz seen thinking up captions for Johnny Depp's new hair.
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November 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
"I mean, who reads these Sleepy Hollow recaps??"
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November 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
So is Carmen Petaccio the new Gabe and Sleepy Hollow the new How I Met Your Mother and blogging about it the new Putting Food On Your Family?
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November 27, 2013 on Sleepy Hollow S01E09: Ichabod, You Are A Father
"Another Big Data Solution Cloud Retention Tech Networking stumble? Why do i keep stumbling this trash??"
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November 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
"Oh man, my hand looks so weird, like a backwards clamp hand of some sort..."
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November 27, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Cameron Diaz’s Photo That Is Begging For A Caption
I feel like David Fincher translated the same idea into his directorial style.
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November 24, 2013 on Brainstorming Names For The Batman Vs. Superman Movie
Al Swerengen sounds like how Arnold Schwarzenegger would pronounce his name.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Coach is really starting to meld in. But he still slightly feels like a douchethug playing pretend dork-mellow.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I stopped watching the league a season ago when it started feeling like a gang of arrogant dullards who's jokes are funny only within their clique. They used to be weird and lovable, regardless of their failings as human beings.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I guess they should have just resolved his issues and attained his goals in episode one. Weird how they didn't do that. Also i'd like to make a snide remark about the plot of the extras being identical to some show where some hapless schmuck tries to attain certain achievements but fails, which i feel there are plenty of out there, since it's a generally present theme in pop culture, but i can't think of any.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Derek was terrible. I had no idea what Gervais was trying to do by playing a mentally challenged character while refusing to admit to doing so. I feel like he's waging battles that make sense only in his mind. Stephen Merchant on the other hand seems like a lovely fellow with a strong and sensible moral compass.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I can't stand it. It has the comic sensibilities of a laugh track show. I basically gave up after that episode which started with disposing of smelly socks with a bomb diffusing robot. Have mercy!
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Parenthood has become a weekly soap, and not a very good one at that. The plotlines are cliche and forced, and they manage to make me hate practically everyone i used to root for.
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November 24, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Confession: Being based on legos look like a good excuse/reason for that movie to take liberties in being super fun and goofy. RELAXO everyone.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys
With a name like Kitty Pryde she's probably an unflinching advocate of female rights, which the Hollywood patriarchy simply couldn't allow.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys
I kind of like that now that Gabe's not here, Kelly can like a Roman Polanski film without making a point of being the sentinel of morality. But it's great you're here to keep the fire burning That One.
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November 3, 2013 on The Videogum SpooOOoooOOoky Movie Club: Rosemary’s Baby
What about the rest of the music? I love the choices. Such wonderfully corny melancholia, just as sadness often is.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
That's a ridiculous complaint. Seinfeld had 10 years of hopelessly unchanging characters. Not to mention it's the very beginning of the show, and you're expecting a significant evolution on the resolution of his flaws and shortcomings.
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November 3, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Bye Gabe. We'll always remember you for your glowing How I Met Your Mother recaps and your poignant critique on boundaries concerning The Onion calling Quvenzhané Wallis the C word juxtaposed against the time you did this: http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/09/sad_don_draper.jpg Hope you get a chance to expand on your volunteer work as a nurse in Africa, leaving the callous opulence and privilege of the western world, which often infuriated you so, behind.
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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
Uh, Gabe. There are like 5 movies about slavery, and i'm pretty sure like 3 of them are lifetime movies. OK maybe there are more movies about slavery, but if there can be a bazillion movies about WW2, then there sure as heck can be more than a dozen movies about slavery. It's not like every summer there are competing slavery blockbusters. Chill out willy G.
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July 20, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys