Avery Jessup would not have this shit. The Jessup family crest is a knight refusing to talk about his feelings!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld82hwt4hm1qexdlgo1_500.jpg
Freshman year, my assistant vice principal had an astonishingly bad combover. Next fall, he comes back with a shaved head and goes Full Asshole. THE HAIR WAS THERE TO PROTECT US.
I like my elderly YouTube chefs a little more upbeat:
http://video.nbc.com/player/mezzanine/image.php?w=390&h=219&path=/nbc-hls/fc00de83039c20855c0ad483b5ba51a3_mezzn.jpg&trusted=yes
Oof, is anyone else super bummed out by the movie roles Tina Fey has been getting (and Paul Rudd too, for that matter)? I can't think of a single movie she's been in that was actually good, probably because she's not writing the script and it ends up being re-worked to death so that it appeals to the broadest audience possible. Liz deserves better.
Every time I see Channing Tatum I can't help but think of Richard Lawson's masterful descriptions of him - the best being "sentient bologna statue" or "cognizant pork tower." Love you, Richard!
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